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I think a super cut would be better

20.12.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: MATTIE and a FRIEND are walking outside. The FRIEND is looking at his phone.
FRIEND: More grim news! God.
MATTIE: Yeah, and my personal life is also completely falling apart!

PANEL 2: Closer in 
FRIEND: Everyone I know is having the worst year.
MATTIE: I guess the silver lining is it really does give you a little perspective on the small stuff, right?

PANEL 3: A HUGE BIRD swoops down, grabbing MATTIE by the shoulders. The FRIEND ducks and screams.
SFX: CAW
FRIEND: AIEEE!!!

PANEL 4: MATTIE, up in the air. She looks down.
MATTIE: Hmm.
MATTIE: Honestly? Not a bad view from up here.

PANEL 1: MATTIE and a FRIEND are walking outside. The FRIEND is looking at his phone. FRIEND: More grim news! God. MATTIE: Yeah, and my personal life is also completely falling apart! PANEL 2: Closer in FRIEND: Everyone I know is having the worst year. MATTIE: I guess the silver lining is it really does give you a little perspective on the small stuff, right? PANEL 3: A HUGE BIRD swoops down, grabbing MATTIE by the shoulders. The FRIEND ducks and screams. SFX: CAW FRIEND: AIEEE!!! PANEL 4: MATTIE, up in the air. She looks down. MATTIE: Hmm. MATTIE: Honestly? Not a bad view from up here.

a little perspective | patreon.com/lubchansky

15.12.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 896    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Also only about three miles from where James Garfield died

15.12.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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rise and grind lets get this bred

19.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3191    πŸ” 320    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 11
Comic. [two connected spacecraft hovering in space above the Earth] Houston, the view is superb. We can see the continents spread out below us, right where they’ve been since the Earth formed. [caption] I still can’t believe we developed spaceflight before we figured out that the continents moved.

Comic. [two connected spacecraft hovering in space above the Earth] Houston, the view is superb. We can see the continents spread out below us, right where they’ve been since the Earth formed. [caption] I still can’t believe we developed spaceflight before we figured out that the continents moved.

Continents

xkcd.com/3159/

27.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4622    πŸ” 613    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 40

And yet Hawaii has a smaller land area than New Jersey

14.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4-panel comic. (1) [person in the sky unpacks skateboard from parachute bag] I guess this is on me. I should really keep my skateboarding gear and my parachutes in different-looking bags. (2) [person looking down at skateboard as they fall] (3) [person falling wile holding skateboard in one hand and phone making β€œbeep beep” sound in the other] (4) (person still falling with skateboard, now talking on phone] Hello, Pro Skate Parks LLC? I’d like to place an extremely expedited order for a 600-foot halfpipe.

4-panel comic. (1) [person in the sky unpacks skateboard from parachute bag] I guess this is on me. I should really keep my skateboarding gear and my parachutes in different-looking bags. (2) [person looking down at skateboard as they fall] (3) [person falling wile holding skateboard in one hand and phone making β€œbeep beep” sound in the other] (4) (person still falling with skateboard, now talking on phone] Hello, Pro Skate Parks LLC? I’d like to place an extremely expedited order for a 600-foot halfpipe.

Skateboard

xkcd.com/3152/

09.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2132    πŸ” 216    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

Love that album

04.09.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shippy McShipface

11.05.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The irony of 2X fast forwarding a YouTube video that’s in slow motion

05.05.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww poor kitty! My condolences

03.05.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

David Horowitz - Fight Back. Now that’d make a hell of an action figure

27.04.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The 24 hours weren’t all in a row.

24.04.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Growing up, our family had a cat that would regularly take down and devour an entire full-grown rabbit in one sitting.

23.04.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s an idea: press down with one finger, and the video plays at 2X speed. Press down with two fingers, and the video plays at 3X speed.

10.04.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve slipped into a Lawrence Welk impression in the past once. That was wunnerful, wunnerful.

31.03.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watch: Gay Venezuelan Man Swept Up, Sent to Notorious El Salvador Prison 'Without Due Process' | EDGE United States Watch: Gay Venezuelan Man Swept Up, Sent to Notorious El Salvador Prison 'Without Due Process'

No charges. No trial. Still deported. Andrys, an asylum seeker, was sent to a prison in El Salvador because of his tattoos. #QueerRights tinyurl.com/3xkyt8zr

29.03.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m surprised they haven’t pushed those double decker seats on the traveling public yet.

29.03.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The USB charge port at this airplane seat barely provides enough juice to charge my phone. Airplane designers, you need to work on that.

29.03.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s what you get when you appoint your friends to powerful leadership positions instead of qualified people.

28.03.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beware the Ides of March.

15.03.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boo to that!

09.03.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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01.03.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

congestion pricing useful to have around for a huge list of obvious reasons but also it's nice because anytime you hear someone complaining about it you can just label them a rube and then never listen to them again about anything else

20.02.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 346    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Dr. Weird

19.01.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also a great song to play in a guitar store if you want to make the salespeople go crazy

16.01.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€œI think we should let BP decide; it’s their oil.”

Matt Alvarez, Menu Editor

β€œI think we should let BP decide; it’s their oil.” Matt Alvarez, Menu Editor

Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico
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13.01.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2298    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 6

Careful, don’t jinx yourself

10.12.2024 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cha cha cha

01.12.2024 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now and then: the All In the Family house

01.12.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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