I think a super cut would be better
20.12.2025 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@richaarde.bsky.social
Genius
I think a super cut would be better
20.12.2025 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0PANEL 1: MATTIE and a FRIEND are walking outside. The FRIEND is looking at his phone. FRIEND: More grim news! God. MATTIE: Yeah, and my personal life is also completely falling apart! PANEL 2: Closer in FRIEND: Everyone I know is having the worst year. MATTIE: I guess the silver lining is it really does give you a little perspective on the small stuff, right? PANEL 3: A HUGE BIRD swoops down, grabbing MATTIE by the shoulders. The FRIEND ducks and screams. SFX: CAW FRIEND: AIEEE!!! PANEL 4: MATTIE, up in the air. She looks down. MATTIE: Hmm. MATTIE: Honestly? Not a bad view from up here.
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15.12.2025 15:10 β π 896 π 150 π¬ 6 π 3Also only about three miles from where James Garfield died
15.12.2025 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0rise and grind lets get this bred
19.11.2025 03:13 β π 3191 π 320 π¬ 60 π 11Comic. [two connected spacecraft hovering in space above the Earth] Houston, the view is superb. We can see the continents spread out below us, right where theyβve been since the Earth formed. [caption] I still canβt believe we developed spaceflight before we figured out that the continents moved.
Continents
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And yet Hawaii has a smaller land area than New Jersey
14.10.2025 05:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 04-panel comic. (1) [person in the sky unpacks skateboard from parachute bag] I guess this is on me. I should really keep my skateboarding gear and my parachutes in different-looking bags. (2) [person looking down at skateboard as they fall] (3) [person falling wile holding skateboard in one hand and phone making βbeep beepβ sound in the other] (4) (person still falling with skateboard, now talking on phone] Hello, Pro Skate Parks LLC? Iβd like to place an extremely expedited order for a 600-foot halfpipe.
Skateboard
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Love that album
04.09.2025 01:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shippy McShipface
11.05.2025 08:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The irony of 2X fast forwarding a YouTube video thatβs in slow motion
05.05.2025 05:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aww poor kitty! My condolences
03.05.2025 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0David Horowitz - Fight Back. Now thatβd make a hell of an action figure
27.04.2025 06:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The 24 hours werenβt all in a row.
24.04.2025 06:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Growing up, our family had a cat that would regularly take down and devour an entire full-grown rabbit in one sitting.
23.04.2025 02:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hereβs an idea: press down with one finger, and the video plays at 2X speed. Press down with two fingers, and the video plays at 3X speed.
10.04.2025 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve slipped into a Lawrence Welk impression in the past once. That was wunnerful, wunnerful.
31.03.2025 05:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No charges. No trial. Still deported. Andrys, an asylum seeker, was sent to a prison in El Salvador because of his tattoos. #QueerRights tinyurl.com/3xkyt8zr
29.03.2025 01:58 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Iβm surprised they havenβt pushed those double decker seats on the traveling public yet.
29.03.2025 06:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The USB charge port at this airplane seat barely provides enough juice to charge my phone. Airplane designers, you need to work on that.
29.03.2025 02:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs what you get when you appoint your friends to powerful leadership positions instead of qualified people.
28.03.2025 00:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beware the Ides of March.
15.03.2025 04:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boo to that!
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01.03.2025 04:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0congestion pricing useful to have around for a huge list of obvious reasons but also it's nice because anytime you hear someone complaining about it you can just label them a rube and then never listen to them again about anything else
20.02.2025 16:45 β π 346 π 23 π¬ 5 π 1Dr. Weird
19.01.2025 05:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also a great song to play in a guitar store if you want to make the salespeople go crazy
16.01.2025 02:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI think we should let BP decide; itβs their oil.β Matt Alvarez, Menu Editor
Trump Suggests Changing Name Of Gulf Of Mexico
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Careful, donβt jinx yourself
10.12.2024 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cha cha cha
01.12.2024 23:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now and then: the All In the Family house
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