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Vermin Supreme announces his 2028 Libertarian Party Nomination for President.

Happy Lunar New Year! It is the year of the pony!

When Vermin Supreme is President, interest rates will be negative and the Dow will be over 50,000,000,000.

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Vermin Supreme found to be the only major presidential candidate from 2016 to not be in the Epstein Files.

My night is hanging with Vermin Supreme. The legend. Happy New Year's suckas!

2026 is the year of the pony. Happy New Year! And may all your ponies be free.

a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: The History of the January 1 Birthday The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!

If it's about optics go Vermin Supreme then. Yall got options

Congrats to Antifa Headquarters in Portland! You won the war!

The police represent the authority of the state, the willingness of the state to use violence to assert their will.

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one of my proudest moments as a writer was when Vermin Supreme retweeted an AN6 headline

Old boomer promotes YouTube channel on the internet without providing a link.

America cries out for Vermin Supreme.

First Amendment Lawyer and author of The Rule of Goats poetically states that some tongues were made for Vermin Supreme’s hat.

Communist plot is forming to elect Vermin Supreme as the first Republican president in at least 20 years to have never raped a teenage girl.

VERMIN SUPREME ON TOUR

NOV20 LOWELL,MA THE SMOKEHOUSE.
NOV21 READSBORO VT HOUSEPARTY

NOV29 BALTIMORE. DANGEROUS PIES
NOV30. BALTIMORE. HOUSE PARTY

DEC6 CHESAPEAKE VA THE RIFF HOUS

DEC9. GREENVILLE NC ALLEY CAT RECORDS
DEC11. RALEIGH NC. PINE ST COFFEE

BREAKING: One of our sources tells us that Donald Trump did not brush his teeth after his encounter with Bill Clinton.

If elected in 2028, Vermin Supreme will be the first president in four years who never gave a blowjob to Bill Clinton.

On this Veteran’s Day, thank a veteran. If not for their sacrifice, we would have masked paramilitary troops demanding papers and disappearing people.

The foot long didn’t fit. So the jury voted to acquit.

Congratulations to Sean Dunn for winning his court case after his surprise win in the first ever sandwich toss competition, sponsored by Subway.

Jurors are being forced to eat sandwiches until they reach a unanimous verdict.

Say hi to your new Official Furry Ambassador to the Vermin Supreme 2025 campaign

Only Vermin Supreme has promised to faithfully execute all New Yorkers.

An I Voted sticker above a Vermin Supreme patch.

Don’t forget to vote!

Vermin Supreme (A Broken World) Vermin Love Supreme (born June 14, 1961) is the 43rd and current President of the United States. Prior to entering politics Supreme was an activist and performance artist. Supreme became the first Ind...

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In today’s dental hygiene spotlight, we bring you Toothbrush Fighter Julie.

Be the pony you want to see in the world.

At change of command ceremony, control of domestic paramilitary forces formally given to President Vermin Supreme.

A man holding a sign saying "Fight Truth Decay" at the No Kings protest in New York.

New Yorkers opposed kings while supporting dental hygiene at No Kings rally.