Jess 🐶

WE WERE JUST A MIDWEST SUN DOWN CIGARETTE

Real talk my husband and I order insomnia cookies at least once a week 🤣🤣🤣

The day I make insomnia my bitch instead of being its bitch is the day I will have a breakdown and cry because it will be so life changing

The day one of my doctors actually does something about it I will have a breakdown and cry because it will be so life changing

I love this dog & I love his name. Kipper 🧡

I really want to do cute head shots/ grooming pictures but my space I work in is not cute, is there a way around that? 😅🤣

I know a lot of people have a lot of weird nick names for their pets, but I never in a million years would have guessed I’d be calling my dog “boob cake” 🤣

I’m almost 30 years old and don’t live with my parents but forever tell my mom when I’m home safe from somewhere

I wanna hangout with friends but the friendship trauma and chronic fatigue say “no, isolate” 🙃

Every time I complete a craft I show Michael like I’m 5 years old bringing my art project home from school and he gasses me tf up and that’s everything to me

I would 1000% be bros with my therapist outside of therapy if I could

I can’t fucking function cuz my brain is so LOUD. I can’t sleep, I can’t hear things sometimes. It’s not even bad thoughts, it’s just a literal million of them at once. 😖

Going to post my favorite sign of the day.

#50501protest
#tinydickdon
#FuckTrump
#FuckMusk
#FuckNazis

Almost got talked to by a security guard at Elevation tonight for party rockin too hard at a country show 😩 I wasn’t even drunk I was just havin a good time, man

It’s sooooo sad that I can’t explain static electricity to my dog.

I feel like not being stressed right now is a huge red flag

Maybe my thirties are the silver lining, but right now it feels like a mid twenties crisis ✨

You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!

I have a terrible addiction to Reese’s cups

For someone who has a dog that lived outside for 5 years of his life, the guy won’t eat milk bones. Everywhere we go they give him milk bones and now I just have a collection in my car. 🤣

A comment section of all people saying “hell yeah”

The perfect comment section does exi…

Bilmuri released Better Hell on this day 1 year ago.

I get to see Bilmuri in less than a month 🥹