@pyramidschemegr.bsky.social
The Pyramid Scheme is a pub, music venue, and pinball arcade in the Heartside neighborhood of Grand Rapids, Michigan. Shows all the time, front bar open for pinball and drinks 4p-2a W, Th, F, Su, and 1p-2a Sa. Tix/booking at https://pyramidschemebar.com!
THIS WEEK!
Thu - Gimme Gimme Disco
Fri - KIESZA + Bonnie McKee
Sat - The Greeting Committee + Hana Eid
Sun - Goodbye June + The Retrograde + The Rockit King
Tickets available at pyramidschemebar.com or at the front bar during open hours! Come hang with us!
TONIGHT: One of those shows that just fits the Scheme so perfectly. Come have your faces melted by one of our favorite purveyors of doom, Sumac, with support from Chepang and Patrick Shiroishi! Tickets are still available!
🕰️ all ages | doors 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
🍺 front bar opens at 6pm
TONIGHT: Pumped for our 3rd straight SOLD OUT gig, this time with the mighty Tigers Jaw, Heart to Gold, and no problemo! Have the best time tonight!
🕰️ all ages | doors 7pm
🎟️ SOLD OUT
🍺 front bar is open now for all ages pinball
TICKET GIVEAWAY: Head to the link below to sign up for a chance to win two tickets and a signed poster for Kiesza + Bonnie McKee on August 8!
ENTER TO WIN: forms.gle/HzaHDrgGr12M...
TONIGHT: **SOLD OUT** Boundaries + Stick To Your Guns + Gates To Hell + Psycho-Frame
🕰️ all ages | doors 6pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
🍺 front bar opens at 4pm
SUPPORT UPDATE: Starcleaner Reunion will join TOPS on the Bury The Key Tour, including our show at the Scheme on October 15! Tickets are available now!
🗓️ 10.15.2025 | all ages | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
SUPPORT UPDATE: Very excited to announce that we've added Vagabonds to open for Foxing on August 18, alongside Cheap Emotion. Tickets are well on their way towards selling out, so grab them today!
🗓️ 8.18.2025 | all ages | 7pm
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ON SALE NOW!
Sep 14: Scoochie Boochie + Groovebox
Sep 23: Spanish Love Songs + Bike Routes + World's Greatest Dad
Grab tickets today at pyramidschemebar.com or stop by the bar once we're open at 4pm to grab them in person!
TONIGHT! It's finally here, the long sold out return of one of our favorite bands in the world, of Montreal with Bijoux Cone! We'll see you tonight! Come ready to dance! Front bar opens at 4pm for drinks and pinball!
🕰️ all ages | doors 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
🍺 front bar opens at 4pm
NEW SHOW: The Dance Music Dance Party ft The Dj Bob Marino + Joel Oliver + Soular Spice + MellowVelVet
TIckets available now!
🗓️ 9.6.2025 | 21+ | 9pm
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A week from today, Gimme Gimme Disco returns! Come dance with us!
🗓️ 8.7.2025 | 18+ | 8pm
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ON SALE NOW: Veteran funnyman Jim Norton brings his new Now You Know stand-up show to the Wealthy Theatre on November 9!
🗓️ 11.9.2025 | all ages | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
We are so pumped for this show. Grab tickets today!
Sumac + Chepang + Patrick Shiroishi
🗓️ 8.4.2025 | all ages | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
Grab tickets today for this fully seated stand-up show, with Virginia Anzengruber and Devarron Thomas in support!
🗓️ 8.3.2025 | all ages | 7pm
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This Sunday! The Portland Mercury called comedian Mohanad Elshieky (whose appearances include Conan, Colbert, and Comedy Central) "an undisputed genius of comedy". Here, he takes on All Lives Matter and the company-he-cannot-legally-name that "sells iPhones".
30.07.2025 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
NEW SHOW: After the sad closing of Turnstiles, we're happy to be able to help 1 of the best promoters in the city, CHVRCH, continue to do their thing. On 9/7, we'll present A Midsummer's Nightmare - CHVRCH: A Dark Dance Experience. On sale now!
🗓️ 9.7.2025 | 18+ | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
Some stuff I recommend? Neal Francis is incredibly talented and playing here on 8/20. I'm personally excited for Bully, one of my favorite bands. Wand is so cool, and our staff is pumped for that one. Ff you haven't caught the title track from DURRY's new album, This Movie Sucks, you need to!
30.07.2025 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just updated our Scheme Radio playlist on Spotify! 8 1/2 hours of tracks from artists playing the Scheme in the coming months!
Listen/follow at open.spotify.com/playlist/2fU...
NEW SHOW: Crobot and The Atomic Bitchwax co-headline the Bastards of the Holy Riff Tour, stopping at the Pyramid Scheme on October 29! Tickets are on sale now!
🗓️ 10.29.2025 | all ages | 7pm
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NEW SHOW: Born from a volcano. Best rapper in the United States. Will die in a volcano. That's Scoochie Boochie, and he's bringing his comedic rap to the Scheme on September 14, with Groovebox. Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am.
🗓️ 9.14.2025 | all ages | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
Just a few weeks until Kiesza and Bonnie McKee stop at the Scheme for the dance party of your wildest dreams! Grab a ticket today for the Dancing And Crying Tour!
🗓️ 8.8.2025 | all ages | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
LOW TICKET ALERT! Coming to see Tigers Jaw, Heart to Gold, and no problemo! on Saturday? Tickets are running low, so I'd grab em now if you wanna be sure you get in!
🗓️ 8.2.2025 | all ages | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
NEW SHOW: Spanish Love Songs return to the Scheme on September 23, with Bike Routes and World's Greatest Dad! Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am!
🗓️ 9.23.2025 | all ages | 6:30pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
NEW SHOW: Spanish Love Songs return to the Scheme on September 23, with Bike Routes and World's Greatest Dad! Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am!
🗓️ 9.23.2025 | all ages | 6:30pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
SUPPORT UPDATE: Playing with Power will join Bit Brigade on October 5! Bit Brigade will perform rock covers of the full Super Mario World and F-Zero soundtracks, while their gamer speedruns the game live on stage! Tickets are available now!
🗓️ 10.5.2025 | all ages | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
NEW SHOW: Comic, actor, radio host, and author Jim Norton brings the Now Your Know tour to Grand Rapids' venerable and beloved Wealthy Theatre on Sunday, November 9. Tickets go on sale Thursday at 10am!
🗓️ 11.9.2025 | all ages | 7pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
SET TIMES
540-610 Secret Satan
630-700 Clawfoot
720-750 MX Lonely
810-840 crystal trench
900-940 The Fever Haze
1000-1100 A Place To Bury Strangers
T-Rex Fest rambles to a fiery close tonight, with A Place To Bury Strangers & lots of friends tearing up our stage this evening. Tickets are available at the door for $35.00. Hope to see you tonight!
🕰️ all ages | doors 4:30pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
🍺 front bar opens at 4pm (all ages pinball 1-8pm)
Set times:
500-525 Boob Sweat
545-610 Babe Haven
630-700 Prostitute
720-750 Flesh & Blood Robot
810-840 Lip Critic
900-940 MSPAINT
1000-1100 Show Me The Body
TONIGHT: Let's get rowdy, friends. Day 1 of T-Rex Fest was SO good, and we can't wait to keep it going this evening! Tickets are $45 at the door!
🕰️ all ages | doors 4:30pm
🎟️ pyramidschemebar.com
🍺 front bar opens at 1pm (all ages pinball 1-8pm)
