How're the TSA lines at the airport?
16.02.2026 19:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@chillybilly.bsky.social
What's it like to be me? Imagine a thousand people throwing a party inside your head, and you're stuck outside without a ticket.
How're the TSA lines at the airport?
16.02.2026 19:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GOTY - 2026. #RomeoisaDeadMan
11.02.2026 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just walked into my daughter's room and noticed she's playing the new OverWatch 2 update, so I said, " why does that game look like cartoon Call of Duty?"
She kicked me out.
Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, Iβm still so proud of what we made.
09.02.2026 12:17 β π 2994 π 340 π¬ 125 π 90Literally my GOTY the year it released, and I will die on the hill. One of the finest video game experiences I have ever had.
09.02.2026 23:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean, who just keeps this stuff?!
09.02.2026 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Man, I just have the weirdest stuff.
09.02.2026 22:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I've been playing DRAGON QUEST my entire life, so to be part of the team to help launch a new game is still a surreal experience.
I hope everyone enjoys DQVII Reimagined! It's such a lovely adventure and the perfect version for people that have never played it before.
Happy launch day! π
Chad. I'm so happy for you. ππ¬
05.02.2026 18:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One snack every 11.5 minutes is solid snack control.
Thanks, Shane!
BRB. Taking some nudes.
04.02.2026 19:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A young picture of me
Someone just sent this picture of me when I was a handsome young lad. It doesnβt last boys. Take those nudes while you can.
04.02.2026 19:24 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Cavities are WACK!
Make sure to get a good cleaning at least twice a year!
#ForYourHealth #Ludacrest
Hey, look, I'm Punxsutawney Phil!
31.01.2026 22:57 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This was so much fun. We were going at it, truck on truck for a good 5 minutes.
31.01.2026 02:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These ICE arrests are getting out of hand. They got my boy J to the ROC!
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30.01.2026 17:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me to my wife, "Have you ever seen Rambo: First Blood?". Her response:
" yeah it's where he goes to Vietnam and nobody wants him and then he comes home and nobody wants him here and then he becomes a boxer"...
No kitty! Drugs are bad.
29.01.2026 21:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never forget the time 16 years ago where I took my George Foreman grill to work and my coworker and I made fresh skirt steak tacos for lunch.
He brought his butchering knives in and we butchered the meat right on one of our conference tables.
LOL
Yo, @qalamari.bsky.social - DM your deets, homeboy, I got something for you.
26.01.2026 17:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A fuckin' travesty if we're being honest.
25.01.2026 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'mma gonn'a smell'a like a real Italiano now! Woooo hooo!
25.01.2026 22:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's wabbit hunting season
20.01.2026 14:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's even crazier than that though
20.01.2026 02:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One day I'll crack the seal on these.
20.01.2026 02:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fuckin', Rockefeller over here.
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