glarpo forever

Yeah, I work at Bimbo. Bimbo Bakeries. No, there's no woman involved. Bimbo is actually the name of a bear. The bear wears a baker's hat and apron, yeah. Oh, no, no, the bear doesn't bake it. The bear gives birth to all the bread. Bimbo the bear.

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

spongebob attempting a drive by shooting but he gets into an accident on the way there and dies

sweater

been working #furryart

rat gaming 🐀

Mocha! @geckit.bsky.social's oc

Our art comes together very easily thanks to our complete reliance upon artificial intelligence for every step of the process. If I had to write words or play chords or record or mix, I would've stopped doing this years ago. Also I have 5 pounds of dynamite in my ass right now

given how difficult art is to make it’s a miracle any of it comes out half decent, let alone good (or great for that matter)

this is what a delectable grilled cheese sandwich sees before i devour it

Credit: yamnuskawdsanct

Just chillin'

Yamnuska Wolfdog Sanctuary 📸
#Wolf #Wolves #Animals

Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?

Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.

me bringing george carlin back to life: i wonder what he has to say about the state of the world today!

zombie george carlin: the economy is like skibidi toilet

so full of whimsey and wonder, yet so calm. something we should all strive for

cashier: can take your order?

me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

no dude what the fuck. what thd fuck. I practiced that a lot for you

No I'm skeeting urgh ARGHhh AAAAA [my skin begins to crack and peel away, carried like leaves by a sudden breeze. Screaming, I fall to my knees and throw my head back so that my mouth is ready to receive the sky. A blinding ball of light drifts into my throat, and when you open your eyes, I am gone]

I'm skeeting as we speak

Working to cultivate both my desire to interface deeply with complex problems and my desire to communicate clearly and broadly! 📊

Steeling myself to spend the rest of my life catching flak from my fellow over-educateds for simplifying /while/ losing market share to grifters who don’t even try! 💪

Absolutely slaying

Close To You

i should probably introduce myself

i’m kaya, i’m 20 and make music with my band Theirwolf.

i’m super into TTRPGs, music, movies, philosophy (spinoza and deleuze are my favs), linguistics, and weird books.

if you have a weird sense of humor we’ll probably get along :3

goodnight all

noooo wolf don’t hide yourself from the world, shine as bright as the north star and illuminate the paths of those in need. let every room you walk into be warmed by your presence and may all you love be at home in your company