Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
@vishnamarion.bsky.social
☃️ SNOWBODY DOES IT BETTER☃️ 🇨🇦 MP, York-Centre ❄️ Polar Party of Canada (PPC) ❕MPSP Parody Account
Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
That’s the right thing to do. 🇨🇦
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C’est la bonne chose à faire. 🇨🇦
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
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Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
🧊 The “Freeze on Boring Ideas” Act ❄️
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑🎄⚖️
Arctic Ocean ? ❌
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.
During this midterm season, we are introducing the Freeze Memory Program, because our students’ success shouldn’t melt under pressure 🥶
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En cette période d’examens, nous lançons le Programme Mémoire Gelée, parce que le succès de nos étudiants ne devrait pas fondre sous la pression 🥶
They said it was just a retreat.
Then came the flights.
Then the missing names.
Then the Sith Files.
It’s time. RELEASE THEM! 🚨
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Ils disaient que c’était juste une retraite.
Puis sont venus les vols.
Puis les noms disparus.
Puis les Fichiers Sith.
Il est temps. DÉVOILEZ-LES! 🚨
Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦
Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.
07.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 11 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
We’re investing in our Police Force.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
We said “ FREEZE movement,” not “free movement” 🧊😉
Protecting our boarders one ice wall at a time, because Canada deserves security you can feel— LITERALLY 🏰❄️🇨🇦
Vote POLAR PARTY for policies as secure as our snow banks 🐻❄️☃️🗳️
Couldn’t have said it better myself!
The forecast? A 100% chance of POLAR 🇨🇦!!
LET IT SNOW! ❄️☃️
🐻❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.
We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦
Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth
Le Parti Polaire du Canada est le seul parti qui met les Canadiens et Canadiennes EN PREMIER!
Les Scandalanaviens n’ont rien à faire ici, et les Jedi étrangers non plus!
Un vote pour le Parti Polaire, c’est un vote pour le CANADA!
L’HIVER ARRIVE!
The Polar Party of Canada is the only party that is putting Canadians FIRST!
The Scandalnavians have no business here and neither do the foreign Jedi!
A vote for Polar is a vote for CANADA! WINTER IS COMING!
📢 My constituent, Manny, had a lot to say this morning:
"See this ground? It’s covered in ice! A thousand years ago it was covered in ice, and a thousand years from now, it will still be ice!”
We call that generational consistency. Climate change? Never heard of her. 🧊 #FrozenPolicy #IceAgeWisdom
Affordable igloos, a white Christmas and no mosquitoes ? The perfect setting for every Canadians ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!
We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social