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WHO SAYS WE DON’T DO FACT CHECKING?!

STAY INFORMED, PATRIOTS

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POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!

WAKE UP, PATRIOTS

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POLAR PARTY-HOPEFUL IS SO BRAINWASHED AND OUT OF THE LOOP, THAT THEY’RE MAKING UP COUNTRIES THAT DON’T EXIST!

THIS IS THE KIND OF CANDIDATE BEING RUN BY @polarmpsp.bsky.social !!! DISGRACEFUL!

PAY ATTENTION PATRIOTS!

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WHATS STOPPING THE POWER HUNGRY POLAR MENACE FROM PULLING A FAST ONCE AND FREEZING FUNDING TO FUNDAMENTAL PROGRAMS FOR FREEZING CANADIANS?

YOU ARE NOT OFF THE HOOK YET, DEEP-STATE DEVIANT!

STRONG WORDS FROM A WISE PATRIOT!

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I CANT FIND MY GOD DAMNED FUCKING KEYS. I DON’T KNOW HOW, BUT @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social IS BEHIND THIS, I JUST KNOW IT!

EYES OPEN, PATRIOTS!

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AN MPSPER MADE A GOOD JOKE. THIS IS TRULY THE RAREST OF OCCURRENCES.

STAY FUNNY, PATRIOTS

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POLAR PARTY PLATFORM IN SHAMBLES AS CANADIANS FROM COAST TO COAST TO COAST EXPERIENCE RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURES FOR THE MONTH OF OCTOBER.

CITIZENS ARE MELTING DOWN OVER THIS DEVELOPMENT. DONT PACK UP THOSE SUMMER CLOTHES YET, PATRIOTS!

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HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?

STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS

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THE DEEP-STATE BACKED FORMER PRIME MINISTER MAKES A RARE GOOD POINT!

EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK RECOGNIZES THIS CORRUPTION!

ONLY WE HERE AT O’CNN HAVE YOUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART, PATRIOTS!

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IDK WE’LL LOOK INTO IT THOUGH AND GET BACK TO YOU BUT ITS PROBABLY CORRUPT AND NEFARIOUS

I AGREE WITH THAT TOO.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, THEY ARE TRYING TO SILENCE US. THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING FROM YOU, CANADA!

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DEEP STATE DEPUTY @jaydenpn.bsky.social IS LAUNCHING A BASELESS AND UNLAWFUL INVESTIGATION AGINST OUR NETWORK FOR SHARING THE TRUTH THE CORRUPT ESTABLISHMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW.

STAND FIRM, PATRIOTS. WE WON’T LET THEM STOP US.

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PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE INSIDERS HAVE LEAKED THAT TODAY’S DEEP-STATE GET-TOGETHER FEATURES A SECTION ONLY FOR THE CORRUPT ELITIST “RT HON CAUCUS”! TAX-PAYER FUNDED PRIVILEGE FOR THE MOST CONNECTED AND CORRUPT!

WILL THE NEW POLITICAL PARTIES DISOWN THIS DISHONEST DISASTER???

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I WANT A MIDNIGHT SNACK BUT DON’T HAVE MUCH FOOD AT HOME.

AM I DESTINED TO GO TO BED HUNGRY?

MORE ON THIS LATER…

Hey pal ditch the 🚨 emoji and stay in your lane. Leave the click farming to us, while you keep your state-approved
propaganda - LAME-STREAM MEDIA!!!

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CANADA IS BREAKING SO FAST WE CANT KEEP UP WITH ALL THE INFORMATION PATRIOTS LIKE YOU NEED TO HEAR!

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FORMER ASTLEYLAND PLANTED PM JOSH PROVENCHER DOESNT KNOW WHO HIS OWN CONSTITUENT IS!

THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU! CANADIANS MUST TAKE CONTROL FOR THEMSELVES!

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SOURCES FROM DEEP WITHIN THE LEGO PARTY (who still don’t have an account) REVEAL TO O’CNN THAT MEMBERS WITHIN PARTY LEADERSHIP ORGANIZED THIS ATTACK AS RETALIATION FOR THE INSANE PRICE OF THE UCS VENATOR LEGO SET!

IS CANADIAN POLITICS DOOMED TO VIOLENCE PERPETRATED BY FOREIGN AGENTS????

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DEEP STATE DEPUTY, TREVOR “DEATHSTICK” NGUYEN WANTS CANADIAN CHILDREN HOOKED ON DEADLY INTER-GALACTIC DRUGS!

WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!

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CRAZED & CORRUPT POLAR PARTY LEADER DEMANDS THE EXPULSION OF INNOCENT PRESCHOOLER NAMED BILL!

WILL CANADIANS ALLOW SUCH A HOSTILE FOREIGN AGENT TO GOVERN OUR LIVES?

STAY STRONG PATRIOTS!

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“PENGUNIS”

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MAIN STREAM MEDIA OUTLET @thenationalroast.bsky.social ENDORSES THE HORRIFIC ACTIONS OF DISGRACED JEDI KNIGHT ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

ARE THE FOREIGN-BACKED JEDI PARTY ( @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ) AND THE CORRUPT MAINSTREAM NATIONAL ROAST CONSPIRING AGAINST CANADA?

PATRIOTS NEED TO KNOW!

Fake news.

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LEADER OF THE ILL-INTENTIONED LEGO PARTY (who don’t have a party account yet) IS OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE STRUGGLES OF EVERY DAY CANADIANS! EVERYTHING IS NOT AWESOME WITH THE RISK OF A FOREIGN-FUNDED JEDI PARTY AND A DEEP-STATE BACK POLAR PARTY ON THE BALLOT!

WAKE UP CANADA!

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LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!

THIS IS CORRUPTION!

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INTERNAL SOURCES WITHIN THE JEDI PARTY (@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ) HAVE LEAKED INFORMATION SUGGESTING THAT THESE CORRUPT FOREIGN AGENTS ARE PLANNING TO BUILD A SUPER WEAPON CAPABLE OF DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON EARTH!

WAKE UP PATRIOTS. MORE TO COME SOON!

TRUE CANADIAN PATRIOTS FROM COAST TO COAST TO COAST ARE TELLING US ALL ABOUT THEIR TRUTHS EVERY SINGLE DAY. STAY TUNED FOR MORE REAL NEWS - NOT WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK.