I would love some, thank you
08.10.2025 18:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@alientonx.bsky.social
Nerd. Mustache haver.
I would love some, thank you
08.10.2025 18:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Straight" guy: Do you want to have a bro stroke your dick?
Me: I had got railed and dommed by a hairy older daddy and then we cuddled and watched drag race with his cum still inside me. I have done things in bed you cannot fathom.
I can't for the life of me begin to fathom why any gay man would WANT to sleep with a "straight" guy. They don't know what they want, and if they do they're too trapped by shame to act on it. And they just generally aren't fun in bed. The "straight" novelty doesn't go that far.
08.10.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Damn boy, what a shot. Love a full body orgasm
08.10.2025 14:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That horny sext that you wanna have in someone's dms? Have them in the replies so we can all see.
08.10.2025 14:23 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0God damn. I'd be swallowing that seed as often as humanly possible.
08.10.2025 14:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Really need to get my hands all over those juicy pecs ๐คค
08.10.2025 14:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0God damn, you've got a thick cock to match the thick bod too. Fucking need you on top of me.
08.10.2025 02:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm feeling both very flattered by this sniffies message and also upset they didn't just say 10/10 like why am I being evaluated so honestly ๐ญ
07.10.2025 21:46 โ ๐ 48 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0I enjoyed it a bit, but I was unsurprised to learn the creator had some very questionable beliefs
04.10.2025 14:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's so beautiful ๐ฅฐ
04.10.2025 03:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.
03.10.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 9845 ๐ 4717 ๐ฌ 853 ๐ 946Take a seat, it's fat cock Friday #fcf
03.10.2025 19:38 โ ๐ 141 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0I need it ๐ฅต
30.09.2025 08:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0by all means, look disrespectfully too๐
27.09.2025 03:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me and my soft, uncut cock. Its pretty big even soft.
Me in a similar pose but holding up my big hard cock with my hand against my stomach. It reaches up just past my belly button.
Soft / Hard
Enjoy a fat cock friday double feature #fcf #fatcockfriday
Me laying on my bed with the hog out, casting a nice big shadow on my tummy.
Return of hog on main for fat cock friday. Eat up boys
26.09.2025 14:28 โ ๐ 110 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0been thinking about posting hog on main again. if you dont wanna see that either keep your porn settings set to off or unfollow now lol.
And if you do want to see that, you should egg me on in the replies
Need to have this in me โบ๏ธ
26.09.2025 03:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
21.09.2025 16:50 โ ๐ 14967 ๐ 4992 ๐ฌ 59 ๐ 93the original Super Mario Galaxy logo, with little sparkles on the letters UR MR GAY
Every time I see the new version of the SUPER MARIO GALAXY logo I am devastated they removed the "UR MR GAY" sparkles
Never forget what they took from us
They think they're better than us!
15.09.2025 03:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this is what got him fired?
11.09.2025 02:51 โ ๐ 1645 ๐ 339 ๐ฌ 42 ๐ 33you're gorgeous ๐
02.09.2025 02:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0For the longest time I assumed jamiroquai was pronounced "jam-er-o-key" like karaoke and it wasn't until this year that I learned otherwise
01.09.2025 17:15 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Google search results showing his name is "Daddy Topps"
I just found out the name of the Triceratops girl's dad from The Land Before Time and.... yes he does
25.08.2025 21:43 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Health care? Affordable housing? Reducing the cost of living in any way whatsoever? Nope, no way. Loser policies despite being, you know, broadly popular with Americans.
Taking money from AIPAC and bombing children? Throwing trans people under the bus? Now THESE are winning stances.
It's hilarious how they act like democrats can win by moving further right and abandoning core voting blocks, or that any democrat has ever uttered the words "inseminated person".
They completely refuse to entertain the idea of promoting popular policies that actually help Americans.