Joe John Sanchez III

SUSSY! we’re back next month with @joejohnsancheziii.bsky.social !

Yes, I came back just for this post

Feeling optimal levels of foggy with an “a” today in my lil yellow hat

Doing a dumb lil art sale again if anyone cares about that sort of thing: joejohnart.com

I am still HERE!!! (Not sure what to do with this app)

Okay, but what are their opinions about the rest of the Portland comedy scene???

Traveling for comedy a bit in March!

Come say hello if I’m in your city:
linktr.ee/jjs_iii

Enjoying this app until they make it fun enough for me to have an unhealthy addiction!!!

My kink is following people on Bluesky, then forgetting that I’m supposed to post here!

So glad that this administration’s entire stance on gender was informed by this line from Kindergarten Cop

If you want me to stay here, I need a moratorium on the word “blooomfies”

This is all NEW INFORMATION to me as a pure, innocent family comic!!!

Consistently forget that I am supposed to be posting here and just not lurking to look at butts.

Scrolled so hard to find my Hermey era (aka when I had bangs in college)

* my only good tweet

(I do not actually care about this, but I do find the second one funny in a “changed a few words for my book report to avoid plagiarism claims” kind of way)

Bravely reclaiming this 2019 tweet that was reposted on a gay meme account and has since been taken and rephrased by other meme accounts.

Exclusive, unedited photo of me as an 18 year-old twink hitting on men twice my age.

Obsessed with hot people who do OOTD posts but have no sense of style whatsoever

Bring back meme formats I don’t understand and mindless photo prompts that just give you an excuse to be hot

Need less “everyone is talking about this” and more “what the fuck are you talking about” on my social media apps

Bluesky is the chaos I need in the world, as opposed to Threads - which has seen me interact with one post about Wicked and now won’t stop showing me posts about Wicked across three different social media platforms.

We need to be talk about how much Ariana Grande was influenced by Miss Piggy for her performance as Glinda in Wicked.

me when someone posts an onlyfans clip but doesn’t tag the top

Today is TDOR, where we remember all of the trans people we have lost to murder and violence. In 2024: 77% were people of color. 53% were black transgender women. 60% were killed with a gun. 40% were deadnamed or misgendered by the authorities or press 🕯️

Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you

(This is obviously generational, but I could sing this theme song to you without remembering a single plot line from the show)

I’m sorry, but I feel like EVERYONE my age could recite the entire “Goo Punch” jingle.

The way I remember both this show AND the one quote-skeeted

Political booty holes ONLY

But I want to live in the chaos of hot takes about Chappell Roan AND someone’s gaping hole!!!