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Trump's staggering '$240K plastic surgery spending' to cover up hair disaster

Donald Trump and his family have reportedly splurged nearly $1 million on various plastic surgery procedures over the years, according to reports.

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Just an FYI: We’re not facing a “government shutdown.” This is a Trump-MAGA Republican shutdown. Call it what it is.

Worst Fairy Tale Ever....

JD VANCE: "My mother got the drugs that almost killed her from Mexicans."

REALITY: JD's mother got the drugs that almost killed her from her hospital patients, whom she stole from.

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.

The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”

It’s about control.

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Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

Governor Pritzker on Trump’s craziness: "It appears that Donald Trump not only has dementia set in,but he is copying tactics of Vladimir Putin by sending troops into cities; there's something genuinely wrong with this man and the 25th Amendment ought to be invoked."

The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.

They’re baaack. 🤣

Repairs and all…

THE TRUMP / MIKE JOHNSON / REPUBLICAN

SHUTDOWN HAS BEGUN.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

You have to hand it to the generals. Unlike so many other people in this country, they know how to conduct themselves in public. They know they are supposed to be apolitical. So they greeted Trump's political speech with silence. And you could have heard a medal drop when Pete Hegseth finished.

a dog is standing in front of a mail truck and talking on the phone . ALT: a dog is standing in front of a mail truck and talking on the phone .

They said if the government shuts down, this will “not” affect mail delivery and this service will continue.

So not to worry, they will continue to misdeliver and lose your mail like usual. 📭

#governmentshutdown
#trumpshutdown
#informeddelivery

A lawsuit tries to block the Trump administration's efforts to merge personal data A class action lawsuit argues that the administration's efforts to combine databases of personal information on Americans violates privacy laws and the Constitution.

A class action lawsuit argues that the administration's efforts to combine databases of personal information on Americans violates privacy laws and the Constitution.

Stacked road signs on two poles create a shadow resembling a short cartoon character with an erection.

GOD: Move that cloud.
ANGEL: Why?
GOD: Just do it.
ANGEL: Okay.
GOD: Now, make the sun brighter.
ANGEL: Sure.
GOD: *giggles* He’s got a boner.
ANGEL: Yes sir, very funny.
GOD: Being me is fun.

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If Congress shuts down and stops working, how will we be able to tell?

everyones always lookin for the antichrist what about the uncle christ? why is no one ever talkin about him??

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Except it doesn’t bend on its own—it bends because we pull it in the direction of justice. What keeps me hopeful during times like these is being surrounded by people who are doing just that.

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it?

If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say?

Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

told my therapist my anxiety and depression have been markedly worse since last november and he replied “why what happened last november?”

so i need a new therapist

Erasing history.

NEW: Rachel Maddow drops unseen bodycam footage of feds coordinating the arrest of Newark Mayor Baraka.

I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws.

Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.”

They have identified the person in charge of escalators at the UN:

Why didn't the Dem Leaders impeach the 3 Supreme Court liars based on their lying abt Roe v Wade?
Since 2020 Dem Leaders should've been FIGHTING to ensure 1 man could never agn overthrow the govt.
Instead they wrote "strongly worded letters". They didn't fight 🔥with 🔥. They didn't fight at all.

Pink bunny 🐰!! 💕

The hairy legs or the onesie? 😘😉🤣

LOL!! 😆