Pork Chop Express

Some of you have never had your senior thesis paper stolen by a homeless man and it shows

Happy Rex Manning Day!!

I have really not been upholding my end with this being a dedicated @thehorrormaster.bsky.social fan page. I have watched BTILC twice in the last month, so I take that as a win for everyone

Today has been such a long week

If you were born around the same time as the song “red red wine”,

Ub40!!

@vandoliers.bsky.social called that Elimination win by John Cena

I can't argue this

It just turned me into a Rumple dumpster. Equally as annoying

I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

It was good for what it was but I'm not the biggest PM fan, just not my thing

Don't hate that, he wins MITB and cashes in after Cody retains at WM? Jey or Cody can win it back at Summerslam

“Dry January” seemed overly ambitious

But “Yacht Rock February”… that might work!

She's a beaut

My only beef with it is I thought KM deserved it, but if they're going to be mad about Bey, they need to be real pissed about Post Malone. If it's about "country," which it's not

@vandoliers.bsky.social is Charlotte and Jey winning the RR the lamest way to end it when Alexa Bliss and John Cena were right there?

Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?

With my whole chest Rocco can fuck right off

Toe pick

"Goat butts against a hedge and it's horns become entangled.
Big Trouble in Little China quote of the day

Fine, I'll watch "Cool Hand Luke" again.

Ya'll should listen to more Bruce Hornsby, specifically "Mandolin Rain" I promise you'll feel better. Stay tuned for more life advice.

I agree with AL. Avoid Edmond as much as one can. It's almost never worth the trip.

There's a lot of reasons why Jack Burton is the best hero of all time, top of the list is his refusal to "kiss the girl". He didn't do what he did to find love or win points, he did what he did because it needed to be done. Plus sooner or later he rubs everyone the wrong way. I know that feel, Jack.

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

"May the wings of liberty never lose a feather." BTILC quote of the day

🚨BREAKING🚨

Leonard Peltier Granted Executive Clemency

After 50 years of unjust incarceration and the tireless efforts of intergenerational grassroots organizing and advocacy, our elder and relative Leonard Peltier has been granted executive clemency.

But let's not forget

Holy fuck, he did it! Never in my life did I think I'd see Leonard Peltier set free but he's coming home! We'll be singing honor songs till dawn

See, my idea for a Muppet version of "Lord of the Rings" has legs.