extremepayne

obviously sophitia’s section is the worst but “doesn’t try to assume control of the TV remote” is… eugh

the way i see it is that dialogue options are things the character thought to say, and you get to pick the one that actually comes out of their mouth. even options you don’t pick characterize them.

here, we learn that Mario is innately agreeable. it does not cross his mind to disagree with Lubba

real nice that a record breaking DDoS is also affecting steam (among others) right around the same time

you literally just came up with a marketing term first and then asked your users what problem to attach it to second. isn’t that exactly backwards? shouldn’t you be identifying problems that need solving *first* and attaching buzzwords to them *second*?

I have a friend who disliked the Moorwing runback (it’s the first nontrivial one) and i found it rather funny that they put the mobile flea bench right in that boss arena. Better yet, if you do the flea quest before defeating moorwing, you are rewarded with an alternate arena with a shorter runback

85%+ of respondents are confused by the question. bad methodology, results had to be thrown out.

Guy arguing for the existence of god as the necessary basis for objective comedy

sherbert?

you were *just* told to imagine being the fairy

see but the thing is action-adventure is already in use by Uncharted 4-type games

that sounds like very useless information.

sign me up

mine says “no results” for a second and then actually shows me the results

mine showed this too, then suddenly started working when i pressed the blue search key.

i’ve had many similar experiences in the past. no idea why it is the way it is

do not the screens

if that isn’t enough, take melatonin

well and it’s not like the amount of anti-semitic sentiment in early Christian circles was zero either

Tbf, the text of the Gospels goes to great lengths to pin it on Jewish people anyway. Matthew 26:3-4 says the high priests conspire to kill him, Judas is the one who betrays him, and John 19:4-7 describes Pilate proclaiming innocence and the priests (and “the Jews”) asking for crucifixion regardless

unbeetable, i think

til that pogs stands for passionfruit, orange, and guava. i thought it was just a slick sounding word

garfield kart 2 has kernel level anti cheat

i feel like my iphone will sometimes just straight up type a different nearby letter, even when i backspace to fix it multiple times. feels even worse than autocorrect jumping in after the fact

i’ve heard of “only ai uses emdashes” so this is either a typo or new to me

are the “endashes” just like. normal hyphens. these guys -

good idea

When i figured that out, i immediately attacked another one to find out if they give you silk. They don’t! No reason to destroy them. But you can

*seventy

the bell beast’s sound design is top notch. the purring, the growls, the stomping, the exhales. i love them so much

i guess more pointedly what subgenre name would we give metroidvanias. we can’t go around calling them action adventure when the first line of every AAA game’s wikipedia page starts with “is an action adventure game published by”

what subgenre is uncharted 4

honestly it looks like a Mario Maker level designed for use with the Big Mushroom

aw man, the original skeet was deleted