Burgundy Saturniid Doomwitch

I am told that he is a "hell of a nice guy", but not by her-husband-likes-slapping-ass herself

a picture of Tom Waits from the 2025 New York Film Festival for the film "Father Mother Sister Brother" (aged 76)

happy birthday you old fuck! please keep living for at least 5 more years, please !

Giving mine big paw & very serious #CatsNoirFriday look to you all. Get some sweet sleep beautiful babies. Need lots of energy for #Caturday. Tomorrow. Family sends extra hugs 💤💙💤

I wrote up the Cody Ponce signing and did some terrific headline work if I may be so bold

This seems a roundabout way to run a municipality.

Live from hollywood boulevard, jemmie klimmix

"My battery is low and it's getting dark." - Opportunity rover

Yup. That's what this post was about.

Also, for clarification, I'm not talking about awkward but respectful flirtation from people I'm not personally interested in.

All of this, yes. I hear you. I've had patience and understanding and empathy and time for guiding people with less agency than I have. I'm giving myself permission to take a seat now.

(ps can explain more in person, but needed to be bitchy online, cuz catharsis)

There's a whole lotta 70 year old conservative guys in RF, and hear me out, what if you stopped sexually harassing me and, like I dunno, dated each other?

Oh, I'm sorry. You looked like an adult. If I knew you didn't have an asscrack, I would have appropriately warned, and apologized to, you.

Hugh Laurie, performing and dressed as the King Regent of England, holds a glass of sherry and makes a face of royal distaste and judgement in a throne of leather, guilded with gold.

Supreme King Regent Of The United States.

#skrotus

It's because of you fucking mind virus snowflake cuck goofs that we can't call them Straighty Pebbles anymore.

Oh, that's where I know him from

Hetero Pebbles

I wish I excelled more at banality. That shit looks profitable.

@battingaround.bsky.social just realized that Jon Bois is a whole, real person and not a snarky meme troll of jomboy.

the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)

sharing this wonderful thing i made like a decade ago

Ornery on main.

Not being allowed to study for my autism test is a targeted cruelty.

Oh, guess which power couple are back!

stanley tucci: reloaded

And Tidal has Joanna Newsom's stamp approval. Not important, but not nothing.

The fact that Reece Shearsmith is straight is proof that G-d's not real.

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

"And when there was no [shrimp] to be found, we ate sand."

Bubba Trump Shrimp Co?