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i’ve seen people take nct lightsticks to hobi’s concert, i’ve seen someone take a girl groups to jin’s concert. you can take your old one and they will still work. you can still, and will, have fun. the tannies don’t mind if you have one or not, they just love all of us having fun and being there!

also BH are gonna look like such 🤡 when only half the stadium's armybong light show works bc the rest of us were like lmao no

no one is walking around doing lightstick checks like I cannot emphasize how much you will not care when the day arrives unless it is a focal
point of your entire concert experience

aww, I don't have cable :( bummer

lmao it's cute that BH thinks I care about my ver 2 lightstick doing anything besides lighting up

don't waste your money, guys. I did all of LYS tour without any lightstick at all. it's not necessary to enjoy the concert and only get one if you legit need a new one.

where can I find this delightful program

yeah, it's been critically acclaimed and for good reason, I think. the storytelling is SO good.

oh yeah he is the MOST spoiled maknae of any group I have ever seen. Like it's adorable! but my god, they all let him get away with murder LOL

exactly!!

like dear jk: i,,too,, am a boba ball of a human!! it's okay!! I promise you I am in fact an adult who gets laid!! it is Possible!!

he's had all the sex!! in fact, he's had so much of The Sex that there's no more left for anyone else! 😤

(I realize we are like mildly perpetuating his problem here but also he does have all the subtlety of a sledgehammer when it comes to this stuff 😂)

THE WHALES MUST FLOW!!! 😂🐳💜

i mean i'm always up for an audience

no I absolutely get what you're saying. He is Performing Masculinity to a degree that the others don't, emphasis on Performing! and I think you're spot-on about it being linked to him seeing himself (and other people
seeing him) as an Adult (who has sex!!!*)

*also seems to be important to him lol

Cold take that may have looped around to being hot again: We On (2013) is a fuckin jam of a song actually

(like I do think he loves the muscles! but I also think he works out so much because he also naturally has the energy of 60 greyhounds and it kinda helps keep him from vibrating out of his skin lol)

yes! because there is certainly some Gender of It All stuff going on with him, we've seen bits and pieces of it over the years. I find it fascinating that he treats masculinity as aspirational? but I also think some parts of it (the muscles) are partially byproducts of filling other needs?

he's SO baby. SO SO BABY.

@pastelmuse.bsky.social go check your packages 🐳🐳🐳

i know im obsessed with this lil anxious shrimpy boi

cunty ck bob JK is genuinely the platonic ideal of what I find hot in a Person, but also I sometimes wonder if the reaction to it ended up being more than he wanted to deal with? he went SO masc for Golden (while...still looking like a hot butch) that it almost felt purposeful.

this post brought to you by him sleeping right next to me all day while I was sick even though he's still a kitten and REALLY wants to play 🥹

the problem with JK is that he IS the hottest butch lesbian I know but also he seems kinda fine with it sooooooo maybe???

No new pictures where are you at mentally?

If you can handle spooky, The Haunting of Hill House absolutely blew me away as one of the most powerful book adaptations I've seen in a long time. I'd say it's much more about love and loss and family than anything else, but there ARE some spooky bits, so be warned.

A small black and white cow cat lays on a grey bedspread with his eyes barely open. He's inexplicably sleeping/cuddling an open pencil box filled with mildliners bc he was "helping."

All cats are Baby but Bug is the Babiest of Babies. He's literally just my little shadow 🥹 he wants to do everything I do and he follows me around the house like "whee! what are doing NOW mom??" and he mirrors everything we do and he's just. He's such a Good Liddol Guy. 😭

KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY 😍😍😍

GOD I can see it and 🥵🔥🫠

brain glitched when i saw this so instead of recognising jk i simply thought, wow, who is this handsome butch

follow me long enough and I'm sure I will repost them dw 😘

🥹🥰💜!!!