j-hoe stan

he is ADORABLE it was a whole family, a mom and dad (or other mom, who knows) and 3 babies 😭😭😭

I have like several thousand pics of monkeys now but tbh I was losing my mind over them

striped marmoset on a porch railing approaching a banana next to the window

striped marmoset on a porch railing approaching a banana next to the window. it's really close now!!

striped marmoset on a porch railing with a relatively giant banana piece in it's mouth, like, it's the size of his widdle head

a super close photo of him nomming on the banana and looking up at me through the window with his little mouth open!!!! it's the cutest thing ever!!!!!

UPDATE I JUST HANDFED A MONKEY

A MARMOSET

MONKEY!! TOOK A BANANA!! FROM MY HANDS!!!

exactly!! 💜💜💜

respectfully strongly disagree, the only thing Jimin about him to me was the dancing! but a deep-voiced baby faced rapper with mint green hair is exactly 1 (one) idol to me lol

yeah, I'm gonna keep an eye out now!!

it's gorgeous!!

I hit send too soon ANYWAY OH MY GOD IT SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD

update there is a MASSIVE French Lavender plant (no it does not smell like garden variety lavender, it's like comparing top-shelf whiskey to Jack Daniels)

You are probably right!!! I know nothing about tropical plants other than like a week of study ten years ago in a super-broad class lmao

absolutely!!! I will be missing out on Seokjin or....actually we have stable internet here I suppose I COULD watch it?!?

no he's Yoongi! he has the mint green hair from HYYH and the low rapping voice and baby face!

also I know we all know Baby Saja is supposed to be Yoongi but I need y'all to know I made everyone watch KPDH and then later put on an Agust D MV and both husband and girlfriend recognized him from the movie IMMEDIATELY ahahaahaha

them: "THATS A SAJA BOY!! that's ONE OF THEM!!"

this is the $$$ airbnb we rented, it was not cheap even for Brasil but tbh for a weekend away it's absolutely worth it

there will be monkeys!! I may in fact get up at like 4am to see the monkeys!!

I will be making a brazil pic thread this weekend during our little poly jungle getaway!! which sounds a lot more sexy than it actually will be, mostly we plan to cook and snuggle and watch the monkeys lol

also like ma'am....they were defunded....they're not dead yet lmaoooo

"I JUST WANTED TO SAY THEIR NAMES" I cannot with this, I feel like even she was holding back laughter 😭😂 😭

One of my goals this weekend is to make a master "Pics do Brasil" thread now that we have stable internet that actually works and can handle photos (all our pics are currently spread across 5 phones rn, G and I each have 2 and Babs has 1, it's....a lot lmao)

(I think Daechwita is the better solo track/MV even as a BYG stan! but to my knowledge Yamazaki is the first solo k-hip-hop track to do that particular vibe. Like, when I saw Daechwita I *immediately* knew Yoongi had seen Yamazaki bc it was the only thing like it out there at the time.)

Honestly Agust D was even more insanely life-changing when it came out in 2016 and the fact that it didn't make the top 30 is all the proof I need that that list is idiotic

there was NOTHING like Agust D. Daechwita at least was proceeded by Yamazaki by Bang Yongguk and I can see a lot of parallels

I know lists like this are always subjective but this one was very, very far from how I would have ranked just about every song

a view of a giant palm tree with an orchid root system silhouetted against a rainy gray sky on a mountain

the interior of the house, which has a big beamed wooden roof, giant windows everywhere, and is covered in art on the walls. you can see the forest under the slanted roof through the window glass.

the porch, which shows a little table and chairs, a giant "Rose" outline piece of art, and a cabin-style porch that wraps around the house. You can see the nature preserve just outside the porch (we are on the very edge and on a mountain hillside)

a view down at some kind of wild palm stump thing with bright orange seeds and big leaves. My botany instincts say "tree fern" but beyond that, who knows. Jungle botany is a whole other beast from what I studied.

I am at a fancy airbnb in the southeastern Brazilian rainforest and a) we finally have stable fucking internet and b) idk y'all life is good you guys

Over the years, I’ve done lots of research on how to address people in fics and how to understandably convey the idea of Korean social hierarchies through English writing, so I thought I could share my list of examples, ranging from common to very specific.

i cannot word properly

hahahahahahaha "I wanna be the caboose" is just such a valid life choice

See what I mean? It's for sure an indulgence with the international shipping but it feels like the money was well spent!! I love that you get goodies and tea and coffee (and a free pen case!!)

*pets ghost Justine, hand goes through head* it was a Noble Death!!! A good way to go!!

I just got my now fountain pen and it's so pretty! I also bought a pen case and the leather is just gorgeous in person. The packaging and everything is also top notch and I'm going to try the Turkish coffee they sent me in a minute 🙂‍↕️

I immediately wondered if you were still alive after seeing this