zjo

huh!! yeah, again, never say never, but to date i’ve never had any side effects from flu or covid shots, and the tetanus shot just makes your arm hurt, but i think that one’s unavoidable lol. but good to know!!

oh huh! from the shot? at the risk of jinxing myself, i’ve never had any

have to get a covid shot, a flu shot, a tetanus shot, and a blood draw. someone hold my hand? 🥺

as someone who has the week off work and is planning to do a lot of kinktobering myself, DOOOO IIIITTTT

😔🤝🫶

get up, zjo, go change the dishes and the laundry. come on.

…just something about how, every once in a while, it would be nice to be smaller for a minute. to be like, cuddled by someone bigger than me. it looks like it feels safe and comfortable. that seems like it would be nice.

i was 5’8” by the time i was about 12, and grew more after that, so even when i was bad skinny, i was always taller than most people i knew. and i like being tall and i don’t mind being sturdy, generally speaking. i don’t like how i *look* but i like being strong, that part’s nice. but there’s…

a silly thing, but i realized the other day that i wish i had a friend or someone whose lap i could sit on, just like… for affection? but i’m a pretty physically large person, so i’d just end up smashing anyone i sat on, and i’d feel v self-conscious about it anyway, so like. it’s not a thing.

::shudders::

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

“accidental live site deletion”

ahhhhh the 90s

witch of the east walking text reads onw to buy all the cinnamon snacks

It is the top tier baked item season folks!

i just remember finding absolutely none of them compelling in any way and being utterly mystified as to why people were so invested, but that’s my experience with a lot of popular tv shows tbh soooo 🤷‍♀️

i did not watch it when it was out, but i remember seeing a recording or something at a friends house once and just being like… really? 🤔

*sigh*

sure, i probably only have six to ten open at a time. …per window. but they didn’t ask how many windows. 😅

i’ve used assorted silver from vintage sales for years. i don’t use the shadiest pieces, but i don’t worry about it too much

cairo

i was literally having this convo with a friend the other week 😂 i was complaining about needing a snack, and she made three (to her) obvious suggestions and i was like…i keep none of those things in my house 🤣 and it really is just entirely about who you grow up with!

they were, weirdly enough, one of my favorite foods as a toddler. i remember liking the crunch and also the salty flavor 🤷‍♀️

cannot recommend marian’s livestreams enough!

hahaha yay! love sardines!! …but yes, so do the cats

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heaven give me the will to deal with my emails, the strength to deal with my emails, and the courage to deal with my emails 🙏

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walked around with my leggings on inside out for a good little while this morning, so that’s today off to a solid start

what a fuckin’ monday, man.

learn to identify health and wellness fads, grifts, and panics, and avoid falling for them.

a very basic knowledge of stats and good methodology will serve you well.

be extra loving to your pets for me today, please. 💙