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Me: They say he’s not building a ballroom, he’s expanding the bunker.
My wife: well, that’s where Hitler shot himself, so…

Border patrol agents deployed tear gas on the 3700 block of North Kildare where residents say a landscape worker, a resident, and a woman on a bike were detained. Video from a resident.

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This would be hilarious if it weren’t so dangerous. What an absolute clown show. Absurd levels of incompetence. Hegseth must be fired!

Ugh, can’t wait to be in this situation for the next 6 mos after my ankle surgery.

Remember when you were a kid and you’d build something with blocks and some boy would come over an gleefully smash it? And then when you did the same to his tower, he’d absolutely lose it? Keep smashing their toys right back, folks.

Ketamine is wild

Every day, nurture your innate capacity for compassion. Don’t let them kill it, no matter what.

We can. I’ve been using this to find common ground with Trump voters.

You have to get loyal generals in place to carry out “the final solution”

I think it’s more than retribution; their most devious plans could only take place after a military purge. Hitler did the same.

Things are unravelling quickly from a foreign policy perspective. We are dangling Europe in front of Putin for the taking.

By the way, “Have you heard of Curtis Yarvin?” is a really great conversation starter!

Curtis Yarvin wants American democracy toppled. He has some prominent Republican fans. The New Right blogger has been cited by Blake Masters and J.D. Vance. What exactly is he advocating?

Read up. www.vox.com/policy-and-p...

The plan is to fire as many people as possible from gov’t jobs to destabilize democracy until it collapses. The broligarchy is plotting “corporate dictatorships.” DEI was what they used to get the republicans and Heritage to help carry out the plan.

If you don’t have a seat at the table, you’re probably on the menu.

Europeans are wondering if Putin and Trump are going to carve them up next.

Timeline cleanse. Meet Princess Pain. 👑

A real look at my X feed

As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.

No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.

Hate has no home here.

TITS UP!

All of the cruelty is just so soul-crushing. I’m watching a silly show on Netflix and bursting into tears at every tender human moment.

Ok folks, what are we not going to do?
Say it with me: we’re not going to react while they’re flooding the zone. We’re going to organize. We’re going to sleep well and take care of ourselves while they try to exhaust us. The warfare is psychological. Fear is the mind killer.

Is everyone okay with US service members being shipped off to one of the most war-torn places on the planet against the will of the population to commit what is generally considered a crime against humanity?

Girl Scout cookies pair well with the end times.

Man, I’m like this close to starting smoking.

SO DO SOMETHING!!!!

So not voting for Kamala because of the war in Palestine was the shittiest move.

THIS! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼