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@confusatron.bsky.social

he/him Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer. venmo: Chris_the_DM

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Hurt the players' characters, yes. With the player's consent (ongoing or specific) and while making sure you won't also hurt the player. Collab with them. Keep surprises to the things there's ongoing consent for. Hurt the character with in-game things without hurting the player with irl things

14.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The "for love of the game and the table" part sadly isn't true of every DM and I hate the stories I've heard of DMs taking away agency, ignoring triggers, hurting their players, etc. Finding people to play with is hard so the choice for folks is sometimes be miserable with this DM or not play at all

14.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god

13.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still thinking about it, heart still full. James Gunn is many things, one being he's very very good at writing authentic characters with complicated and real emotions, in a way that isn't ham-fisted but just feels like a byproduct of the story. But it's intentional and wonderful to experience

13.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a generalization but I think it's very very true

13.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your DM likely spends more money on your campaign than you think. We do it with full hearts, the way you buy something for someone's birthday or something.

Your DM is giving you a gift, or trying. The best gift they can manage. Out of love, for you and for the game.*

*DMs can differ greatly

13.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I feel like people who create recognize this dance he's doing all too well and we know how it ends. If nothing else, reached that point where you can barely stand to look at the thing you've been trying to make because you've carried it in your mind for way too long

13.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[after credits]

ROBERT WILL RETURN

13.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert: [straight to camera] ... HE HAD IT COMIN'

13.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[as soon as that kid gets home] BOB, BOBBO, BOBBY BABY BOBBY BUBBI oh no oh shit Robert came in with me to borrow that book oh god he looks annoyed wait he's smiling good that's good wait Robert please put that knife down "PLEASE BOBBY FELLA... ANGEL... SWEETIE" shit I sang that out loud why did

13.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhere right now a music theater kid is struggling mightily not to annoy their friend Robert, tossing the entirety of Company from their consciousness, pretending they've never even heard "Being Alive", oh shit Robert just asked a question shit what did he say *profuse sweating*

13.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am in Texas. I am very jealous you went to pax aus

13.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YEP I absolutely lost it.

12.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man oh man Peacemaker is a fantastic show

12.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Not long ago I had a full body realization when someone on You Are Not So Smart talked about laughter and how rarely we laugh because something is funny and that laughter is usually a signal of "hey I'm listening and this is nice". Now I'm very aware of my non-funny laughs and the world is changed

12.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You put salt on watermelon and then suddenly your soul is ascending

And it's the only way to make grapefruit good

12.10.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid Rock, everyone's weird unlikeable grandpa

11.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES

11.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

its a struggle liking nerdy things while also absolutely hating nerds

11.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duuuuuuude

11.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We gotta move this neighborhood sucks

11.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit we're neighbors

11.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 34

Putting it in my scrambled eggs today, will report after

10.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole "I don't care who gets hurt if I'm trying to solve a problem or figure something out and I'll intently watch someone suffer and die if it might reveal something" thing is just understandable enough while obviously being ENTIRELY despicable and monstrous

10.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also: fantastic job making dr halsey the absolute WORST. Plus she still thinks she's the hero, which is classic villain stuff and harder to do than you'd think

10.10.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still refuse to believe you have college kids

10.10.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS MAKES ME VERY FUCKIN HAPPY

10.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They kinda reminded us occasionally that wanting him to just be the helmet and armor without a face was what the people using him as propaganda wanted. I've watched part of season 2 episode 1 and it looks like that continues. And I just feel like the people who needed to hear that probably didn't

10.10.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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