Chris the DM

Raphael from Baldur's Gate 3, looking smug and punchable

I want to hear this bastard recite "Jabberwocky"

"got mine, fuck you" leads smoothly to "got yours, fuck you" doesn't it. The ol' one-two of hypocritical evil. One-two one-two, the fuckery goes snicker-snack

I'm looking for an actual translation because I don't blindly trust Google translate to give me something that's how someone would actually say it. It's the phrase and then the same words in different syntax, so maybe technically TWO phrases if that would change the translation

Do I have any skyfriends who know swahili or know someone who does who could translate one 11-word phrase into swahili/kiswahili for me? If I can afford to pay you a fair amount (I don't know how hard this is to do so don't know a fair amount)

This has staved off the encroaching despair, I thank you and I thank the orange boy (give him a scritch from me)

Autocorrect really wanted that to be "give him a scotch from me"

Just groggily said "now we're talkin with gas" and I think I don't hate it

God that exchange was wild to read back. Unrepentant entitled children who were ok with all of this happening so they could prove a point or whatever

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He's fantastic. "I don't want kids" and "could you really not just put this in an email" are favorites of mine as well

The theme for King of the Hill slaps

YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq Stop using generative A.I!

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The trailer made me organically laugh out loud so I feel good about this

They're EVERYWHERE em, you need to open your EYES

I think I'm gonna watch Anaconda today. The new one

The shot in Signs where they're wearing tin foil hats sitting on the couch

"Mexican cartel drones breached US airspace"

"Mexican cartel drones" is some tin-foil-on-your-head sounding shit

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YouTube video by The Welsh DM Put the Superbowl into D&D

So Sport in D&D, why isn't a thing. Our real world is full of it, yet fantasy world building forgets it, and TTRPGs aren't interested in it.

I'm here to tell you, put the Superbowl in Your D&D Campaign
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"the spirit of the rules" is something I wish more people centered here, especially since the Rule of Cool is something most of us have embraced

"Neither is the true ship. Both are the true ship."

YES the way the rolls I call for has changed as I DM more is wild. Way more "yeah, easy enough, you do it no problem", more "you're so much bigger than this guy is. He's Intimidated™." and also I'll ask for rolls I didn't before (really adopting Brennan lee mulligan's "luck check" lately)

I'm talking MCU here obviously, I haven't read nearly all of the comics. I haven't read most of them. And I carry that weight every day 😩

it was probably one of those "I'm sorry I did it, I'm sorry I had to, I regret all the damage it did, I regret doing it, and I'd do it again" things. It's an impossible choice a paladin has to make sometimes, and for the record it's a thing Baldur's Gate 3 does EXTREMELY well

Steve's oath demanded he free Bucky, and it contradicted the accords they wanted him to sign. I think (THINK) he realized it was the right choice in a larger moral/good sense, so he had to choose between following his oath and breaking it. Some break their oaths in that moment. He didn't. I think...

I've said before that Captain America (as in og cap, Steve Rogers) was a paladin and I still stand by it. And I was just pondering the MCU (as I am wont to do) and realized that Civil War, cap breaking off and leaving, was all a common paladin predicament: oath vs larger morality

And yeah, I hadn't thought of it this way but the second we start playing we basically start making the rules. I liked Perkins's (I think) description of the rules, basically if it's not specific it's up to you. Then I go further... it's all up to you really. What are they gonna do, arrest us?

Rules are agreements really, agreements that are SUPPOSED to make things more fun and more fair

Wait what if the second I decided that drinking a potion of healing during combat was a free action I started down a dark path and now I'm so lost I don't know how to play this game anymore

oh god