reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

You know you're a good parent when your wife stutters "I... I... I..." and you quip "What is this, Crazy Train?!" and your kids laugh and tag on ☺️ #ripozzy

lol you've already spent more mental energy on this than I have 😂 I love that kiwis are berries but strawberries are not berries 🙃

kiwis and strawberries taste basically the same. I will die on this hill.

fun news! I was laid off from Twilio.

going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week.

if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along!

reposts from tech folks appreciated <3

hmmm I couldn't get past the cheesy sets and bailed in season 1. is it better? or just worth the effort to ignore the weak parts?

far too many adults care about where other adults went to college. who gives a shit

at least it's something important

please tell me someone's made the game Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney because when I see one of them in a show or movie I always think his name is the other guy's name

The Who Cares Era | dansinker.com

strong cosign dansinker.com/posts/2025-0...

This whole thing is amazing but I was not prepared for the reveal that Atrus was wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt the entire time

It sounds better in the original Japanese.

spending a lot of time communicating with someone who needs to use a translator to understand me and humbly realizing just how many idioms and other non-literal things I have a tendency to say 🫣

The word “fuck” over a picture of a couch. The word “marry” over a picture of Usha Vance. The word “kill” over a picture of Pope Francis.

FMK: JD Vance edition.

first I giggled. then I thought: meh sure why not. bob

A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

very solid guitar solo. clearly this is all his idea.

ended with Sweet Child O Mine and I'm pretty sure this is the first time the bass player has heard this song

kind of wild how this woman with so little talent and stage presence persevered to become a professional singer

resort cover band (standard 2 guitar 4 piece plus female singer) covering Uptown Funk not as bad as I would have thought

You've learned nothing. Repubs are immune to having their hypocrisy pointed out. They don't give a fuck. Gotcha politics don't work on people without shame or scruples. Just stop.

You've learned nothing. Repubs are immune to having their hypocrisy pointed out. They don't give a fuck. Gotcha politics don't work on people without shame or scruples. Just stop.

strategy?

Oh man do I relate to this

Chart showing global stocks plunging because of Trump tariffs

Remember: Republicans in Congress can put a stop to this at any time.

not enough hearts for this one 💙💙💙

the thing that I find most amazing/hilarious about coding with AI is that the AI, having been trained on all available code and specs etc, writes CSS that I of all people have to correct. probably says more about CSS than AI though.

JD Vance with everyone who likes him.

skittles for desert