Mara

Is the band KISS nazi’s as well?

Really impressive that so many of the experts on vaccines and election integrity are also apparently quite knowledgeable about urology too.

Jake Tapper needs to go hang out by some Russian windows.

Maybe now would be a good time for Jake Tapper to tone it tf down.

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Cool. You’re complicit in this.

I know all of us who understand what is happening are experiencing mental health challenges because of that.

The only message of comfort I can offer to this community of readers is this: you are correct.

What you think is happening is really happening, and is just as concerning as you think it is.

We are here

Some dude just said Trump and Hegseth and also quoted the Bible. Serious people doing serious things.

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

I’ve introduced a resolution to the 8th Amendment, clarifying that if someone is as fucking stupid as Andy Ogles, launching them into the sun is not considered cruel or unusual punishment

Hi!!!

Let’s try to have a Happy Monday!

Thank you! I refuse to go back to X, but I very much miss the swifties.

Absolutely

Are Elon and that weird orange guy dating? Because a couples trip to Paris seems pretty serious.

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

Speaker: All mothers are proud of their sons

Mrs. Hegseth (shouting in background): NOT MY SON HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

To all of my #foodallergy parents:

What will we do when he eliminates #FDA and food and product ingredient lists and top 8 allergens are no longer listed??

How will we keep our kids/selves safe from life-threatening allergies????

always funny interacting with a conservative irl and learning about new things you didn’t know were woke. orthodontists???? surely not

Gross. I’m sorry. My son hasn’t mentioned anything. But he’s 15, so he never mentions it things.

Do you know which schools?