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Montréal ⚜️Franglais 💘 Just the jokes
I can always spot an American 🇺🇸
They look like me but smell like Trident
Touché
17.06.2025 02:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Donald Trump via Twitter: https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/255784560904773633 Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate. October 9, 2012
There is always a tweet.
17.06.2025 00:39 — 👍 6418 🔁 1643 💬 69 📌 75Tesla Takedown in Boston.
02.06.2025 14:50 — 👍 31504 🔁 6416 💬 757 📌 443
I feel safer already.
02.06.2025 23:16 — 👍 26764 🔁 6745 💬 3171 📌 1018
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear” #GeorgeWendt youtu.be/wxl0nJGnGSE?...
20.05.2025 22:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck no
20.05.2025 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sending healing thoughts to Joe Biden and his family on his heartbreaking cancer diagnosis.
18.05.2025 21:40 — 👍 64 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0This is super funny— hilarious!!
17.05.2025 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha touché
17.05.2025 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0looool integrity
15.05.2025 22:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's hair is looking more and more like the ozone layer
🌥️🌥️🌥️
They got debris. they got debris.
Yeah!! Fetus debris!!!
Haha touché
13.05.2025 04:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
13.05.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The full moon was at 12:55 PM EDT. I always cut my hair as close to apogee as possible. It’s witchcraft and it makes your hair grow fast #lifehack
13.05.2025 03:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
View from my roof #Montreal
13.05.2025 03:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump is if a sea cucumber faked peace deals
12.05.2025 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Prince Bone Saw gave Bone Spurs a $400 million jet
12.05.2025 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bugs Bunny’s carrot is phallic
10.05.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Met Gala ‘giving’… giving #thegiven
09.05.2025 07:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the mosh pit and in life: if you stop moving you’ll get hurt #lifehack 🤘👽
09.05.2025 07:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What else can be spangled, besides stars?
29.03.2025 02:42 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Elon Musk is slang for the ripening curdle of human cheese 🧀 🤡
#humancheese
#celebritycheese
#BellyButtonBrie
#BillionaireCamembert
Trump is so ugly… he’s an abstract masterpiece. If you stare at his face you’ll see an orange sunset w/ striated clouds.
Trump’s complexion is a magic eye poster
Amazing!! I loved him too
24.02.2025 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welcome to The Sims: Axis of Evil
21.01.2025 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon shotguns ketamine boogers
11.01.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hear me out: skweets
10.05.2023 00:13 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0That's the spirit, Canada 🙌
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