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That's the most Smash player move I've ever heard of

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

This is what a rigged economy looks like.

A giant sphere of flesh in Central Park towering over the city like a big gross meatball. This was made by redditor kiwi2703 to show what it would look like if you combined every human on Earth into a ball, and it’s clearly a bad idea

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

One of these days we'll hang out in person and exchange smokestack notes between Puget Sound boatfoamer and Great Lakes boatfoamer

Drink 17 beers for me, big dawg

I'm reclaiming the term "dirtbag left" by calling everyone to the right of Bernie Sanders a pussy to their face

The world needs as many people as possible who understand that the objectively correct response to a fascist saying "you're going to get in trouble for that" is absolutely just "okay."

I feel like it's a good time to restate that my rapist was never prosecuted by the Republican DA at the time for Tarrant County in Texas, who served for 3 decades. In fact he had some of the lowest prosecution rates for SA and rape cases. Republicans have always defended rapists and predators.

MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter

Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes

That this guy signed into law a day celebrating Ronald fucking Reagan should make his candidacy a no-go for anyone affected by Reagan's passive genocide of the queer community by way of AIDS, full stop. If the dems want him, we should want something better than dems.

I need to buy her a drink and help conceal her identity

SLED

What happened to RFK sr is gonna be a cakewalk compared to what his shittiest son has coming to him

of the likely choices available i don't see us doing much better

You got our vice president his new nickname, Juicy Davenport

"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse

Alt text: a graph showing a massive spike in anti-trans articles per 30 days.

The x axis starts in 2012, most of the spike is just in the last decade

The spike really starts to kick in around 2017 or so, corresponding almost *perfectly* with powerful sexual predators feeling threatened by MeToo.

Okay so as an American, my affection for Top Gear comes entirely from it being the first way I could actually get my friends to interact with me involving cars, since nobody cared about Need for Speed or Gran Turismo, and it's still something I'm unpacking as a man.

@jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay becoming the only person aside from my 85yo grandmother to refer to a couch as a Davenport was not expected in episode 3 of @trangirlismo.bsky.social

once again being reminded that we should have put every oil exec who knew about climate change in the 70s to death

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

Good thing I can never find photos of *checks notes* a vintage VW Beetle with historic monsters

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted of sexually abusing children A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child.

Andrew Paul Johnson pardoned by Trump for his role in the Jan 6 Capitol riot has been convicted on multiple state charges of child molestation & exposing himself to children. He also tried to bribe a victim with money he said he would receive as Jan 6 restitution.

Awful

www.npr.org/2026/02/11/n...

i feel like in the Coen Brothers universe a lot of people are really sad right now to learn The Dude is in the Jackie Treehorn files.

Pam Bondi needs to be impeached.

With the split in the House and Massie where he currently sits, it could pass the House, and trial in the Senate would be a necessary truth telling exercise.

the concept of IQ is eugenicist propaganda, improved critical thinking & reading comprehension can be taught to anyone at any age.

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

Bondi whining to the guy who covered up rape at OSU. Multiple OSU people in the Epstein Files.