Cryptic in QA

Me pulling out my Ali Express fold-up desk and desktop PC rig with a four monitor spread at the pub

The gameplay was simply too fire 🎉

Ayo Game Dev/Industry moots if any of you are down and around PAX AU at any point this weekend give me a holla. Would love to catch up 😻 Here until Monday!

Nothing says "I'm going to replace all of you" like not being able to handle menial tasks without doing the equivalent of a yahoo answer copy and paste.

Nice one 😁

Oh damn you're in town! Nice 😁

Genuinely such an underappreciated game. I've not been able to take the rogue-lite concept seriously from anyone else since they swung such a stadium clearing execution of it. Happy to see them looking to expand it.

Song of the South gonna get a theatrical rerelease

Positive Affirmation for Complicit Neoliberalism (24/7 Lo-Fi Mix)

It's just so tiring

Same man, 20s feeling like shit, working garbage factory grunt work. Hit 30, quit, took advantage of what I'd used to pacify the dread (speedrunning) to leverage myself into the industry.

You just gotta do it, or it will never happen.

Bloodthief on Steam Bloodthief is an ultra-fast melee dungeon-runner where you use momentum to parkour through hazardous dungeons and brutally slash through enemies. Speed-run through medieval dungeons and castles and le...

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Bloodthief Demo just dropped.
Had the privilege of checking it out early.

Ever wanted a Movement Shooter that's 90% raw movement tech and momentum instead of AimLabs?

Neon White/Ultrakill/Quake fans. Here's a new toy.
Check it out. Quick example of one of six stages being played as Blarg intended.

normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors."

Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors."

snake: "doors?"

Bold of you to assume they even play games at all

Very swanky

Good bloody lord

I'm with kiddo. Everyone appreciates a good kitbash from time to time

We need this type of fast, ball breaking action back in the AAA for real. I've hit the end of my tether with the decade of slow, deliberate, pattern based action that Dark Souls thrust upon every release.

Probably goes without saying, but play DMC 5 and Bayo 3 if you're craving zen-free action.

Didn't both Sims 1 and Sims 2 break records for being some of if not the single most purchased games on PC?

Having a bazillion people playing what seemed at the time was monthly expansion packs on the pre GaaS but basically identical framework isn't really great rationale for not doing a follow up.

Most complex Druid Gameplay

They are impotent in all things, truly.

Song for Denise kicks in

Picked up a Samsung S7 UHD HDR10 27 incher for my sister when she was having trouble with eye strain from her old monitor. Seems to have solved the problem and not too expensive.

Flickering between "they want 3 very fundamentally differently designed approaches to make up the trilogy" and "Eternal filtered the hell out of half of the potential player base and they have numbers somewhere showing that".

That said, they butchered 2016s marketing too so, maybe still a chance?

A lot of very easily tricked people are very mad right now

Hey there ludicrously overpumped 3.4 trillion dollar tech company how you doin this morn-oh

Genuinely if it weren't for being the richest man in the world, he would be lost to the world in the endless sea of "not sure if they're bots" replies on Facebook. He is truly that unremarkable as a person.

Racing Game Of The Year Edition

Nooo 😭 Always gotta play any new class the Season it launches to sample the top-of-the-line. It's like the only reason why I went a full season Sorcless.