GIVE ME THE JUMBO SIZE…

I FEEL PUNK TODAY…

Decorating hrt jars lets gooo

Kit sitting on a chair with folded paws and a grumpy face

So. I called last night. I guess you were busy with your other cat.

[slaps roof of greek cinema] this baby can fit so many yorgi

@i_zzzzzz: The Fifth Element is a prophetic film about being forced to appear on a weird guy’s podcast

Making sure this one is saved in the poster's library of alexandria

Yeah...that innate genius myth needs to die.

This dude Wolfgang Amadeus listened to music from the moment his ear developed in his mama's womb.

His father was Leopold, a music legend.

His sister...

Look, it was never innate genius. It was a long-ass period of exposure and teaching.

[Cf: Polgar]

just needed to confirm once again that you are so fvcking gayyyyyyyyy 💜

can't even have a pope anymore because of woke

The most embarrassing political author in history, Ayn Rand, on a cover of a book titled "But Mum I Don't Want To Share: Toddler Economics"

guys

the tnmt are real

metrosexual really SHOULD have been a term for the public infrastructure advocate girlies who like to get railed, not for cis straight men who just don't look like shit all the time

Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.

“We believe and the Bible teaches that any form of sexual immorality, such as adultery, fornication, homosexuality, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, pornography or any attempt to change one’s sex, or disagreement with one’s biological sex, is sinful and offensive to God,” says the eight-page business document.

Tag yourself, I'm "bisexual conduct". www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-j...

my orange cat laying on my chest. a blanket was covering him, but i lifted it up to take the picture

a sleeping simon

serving cunt, serving pussy, serving labia, serving clitoris, serving hymen, serving cervix

“They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became comfy” happy and relaxed face wrapped in a comfy blanket.

Tolerance break achievement unlocked 😌

There's always at least a 30% chance of finding out that your favorite science fun fact is something first discovered by Dr. Otto Von Racism during an attempt to make children more flammable.