Gregory The A'ight

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Not thee favorite (...I don't have one...) but certainly *a* favorite?

Lauren's verse in "Superstar."

There is a The Aristocrats joke just begging to happen.

Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria

Pervasive Drive for Autonomy

Interoception (perceiving internal feelings and states) dysfunction

That *is* what I meant.

It was one of those pressers in the Oval Office.

Man shit his pants.

Like... dassit.

I know damn well SNL won't parody the shart.

If they were worth a damn they would, though.

Bird-leggéd ho.

Kriti Lynne Arnold Noem, huh?

K.L.A.N.

...too fucking on the nose, universe.

... then [redacted] him in the [redacted], accurately, this time.

Can you imagine if somebody... anybody... when he finally stood up to leave... just shouted...

"The Aristocrats!'

Wretched old lecherous rapist fuck.

When your name is Donald Trump
And you take a great big dump
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

You can't hold it anymore
And it's second thirty-four
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

2 Big Macs, a la carte
Bro, you know you're gonna shart
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

Internationally 'cast
Public deuces are a blast
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

Though I'd change those lyrics.

To this:

SAME.

Eh, what are you guano do?

From yesterday... a classic:

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Call that algorithmic synchronicity.

I have two still images I just haven't altvtexted yet, but it highlights the moment it hits her conscious brain, then like 5 seconds later. Kennedy's face is hilarious too.

heyoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO...

Favorite piece:

Scheiße im Scheiße

Favorite modern composer:

Darvo Färt

Oy

lmao

This is just to say

I have eaten
the big macs
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
hoping
I had not

Forgive me
they were delicious
I shat my pants
and it stinks

Last week, a world leader named Trump.

Felt flatulence down in his rump.

Let loose with the fart.

Turned out, was a shart.

And on national news, had a dump.

Whiteness is incompatible with species survival.

Point blank.

Example almost infinity plus one.

🎵🎶 THEN PUT YOUR... LITTLE HAND IN MINE... THERE AIN'T NO HILL... OR MOUNTAIN, WE CAN'T... CLIMB.

🎶🎵

...BABE!

Okay campers, RISE AND SHINE.

And dont forget your booties 'cause it's COLLLLD... out there today.

Whiteness is incompatible with species survival.

Point blank.

Example almost infinity plus one.

Did You Know Trump Is Remilitarizing Puerto Rico? He is using the American colony as a staging ground to launch operations, including his recent attack on Venezuela.

While I have your attention, here’s another example of U.S. imperialism happening back home right now — and which has yet to be widely-condemned.

www.thecut.com/article/trum...