Poncho

Oh is this the blackface Santa thing you told me about a while ago?

I was thinking about that expression earlier, is it obsolete now because of the rise of digital clocks?

Something something blind squirrel nut

Can’t relate

¿¡ISTHATHENRYWINKLER!?

Welcome back!

Godspeed, Ozzy, you were a rockstar until the bitter end 🤘

I mean atp I have nothing to lose

You saying that to the person who probably HATES confrontation the most on here is wild 💀

I didn’t find out until my girlfriend told me after this post that you’re an actual person I have nothing against you I thought it was just another way of saying “getting high” I’m sorry

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Welp, that’s enough BlueSky for tonight

I never thought about it before but yes most definitely

Unless it’s my girlfriend who I love very much and I would never

Anyone gets that close to my ear or overall face they’re getting a swollen nose

Well also I won’t attack back due to the fact that I’m too PC to attack a black trans woman

Oh no, my glasses aren’t the issue I genuinely just have an eye that goes a different direction so even if they stay on you have a good chance

I have almost 50 Rubik’s cubes that I can throw at you in rapid succession in self defense, fortunately for you I also have a dingy eye so my aim is fucked

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Well, that makes sense. You can’t really bend your fingers to squeeze a bottle unless it’s a pure liquid like hot sauce or you need a spoon to get it out like mayo

You see I get that but me and mustard are friends with benefits, sometimes I fuck with it sometimes I don’t

I like mustard on certain things, but I just cannot eat honey mustard to save my life

Well, I just get mustard because the honey is in my pants (I also do not like honey mustard)

Oh and black lives are also awesome

Yeah, I love BLTs with mustard and no tomato

Wait, you can damage your thumb if you punch someone with your thumb in your hand, this isn’t me trying to get a slight at you I’m just trying to look out for you because I’m sure there are several times where you have or needed to punch a bitch

When you make a fist, your thumb is not in your fingers, right? Like it’s underneath them?

Not when you flip me off, when you flip me off you do the exact thing I did in that picture

The fuck do you mean your fingers won’t bend like that? Do your fingers just not touch at the base?

@xtraxtra.bsky.social can you confirm?