Eve Eschenbacher 🎮

(deep drag off taquito)

Listen, Punk. I'm Molasses Swamp in the game Candyland years old. That's right, fuckin' MOLASSES.

What would humans do if they had a universal basic income?

They would find meaning in all the things that society currently doesn’t value. Not because those things are inherently without value – but because markets don’t always accurately value all human endeavors.

it is 2025 who the fuck would believe consuming raw milk is sa…
oh right

Hundreds of alleged human rights abuses in immigrant detention, report finds The office of Democratic Sen. Jon Ossoff asserts it “identified 510 credible reports of human rights abuse” against immigration detainees and issued a report, first obtained by NBC News.

A monthslong investigation by the office of Sen. Jon Ossoff compiles hundreds of alleged human rights violations at immigration detention centers, according to a new report about his probe first obtained by NBC News.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces he will cancel $500 million in vaccine development projects.

I wonder how it would have been framed if Joe Biden had been in a delusional fantasy world about key aspects of the job.

He literally cheated an election i'm losing my mind. And the patriot act resulted in the largest loss of rights in US history.

This has become the most viral thing I’ve ever put on the internet and I think that rules

Trump says undocumented immigrants do farm work "naturally" because "they don't get a bad back."

Mississippi's Declaration of Secession similarly said slavery must be protected because "by an impervious law of nature, none but the black race can bear exposure to the tropical sun."

New CBO Report Finds Trump’s "Big Beautiful Bill" Will Raise The U.S. Deficit $4.1 Trillion - $700 Billion More Than Previously Estimated The director of the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) on Monday wrote that new estimates find that Donald Trump’s " One Big Beautiful Bill A...

Strange how the new figures came out AFTER the bill was passed and signed into law... Right?

#Rigged

Two men fishing see a ghostly apparition rising from the water.

In #JapaneseFolklore Oitekebori is a strange apparition that takes the form of a human ghost. One evening, two fishermen were fishing in a canal in Tokyo and they were catching more fish than usual. As they were preparing to go home they heard an eerie voice coming from the canal...
#GhostMonth
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Autistic woman who tries harder than everybody still the worstest Despite putting in more effort than everybody on the planet combined, an autistic woman is still constantly ballsing up when it comes to socialising, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 26, spends…

Despite putting in more effort than everybody on the planet combined, an autistic woman is still constantly ballsing up when it comes to socialising, it has been reported.

Great! This is the energy I want. I'd love a debate over whether we ignore SCOTUS and appoint a new greatly expanded one or simply abolish it entirely and build a better judicial system that isn't entrenched in supremacy. This is where the debate should be. bsky.app/profile/math...

It is not necessary to recognize the legitimacy of SCOTUS and Democratic lawmakers and candidates should start talking that way. I want a presidential candidate who recognizes the clear truth that the present body is illegitimate, & vows to ignore the illegitimate body and simply appoint a new one.

One of the Democrats who understands the tone that must be taken, and the actions that must be done, against an illegitimate yet empowered political force that intends to dismantle and destroy democracy and install autocracy.

My best friend who watches Maddow just called to tell me that she landed the plane and plainly stated that the US is currently being ruled by a consolidating authoritarian regime. Not that it is 'descending into' etc etc but that it is here. Maybe this will move more liberals to say the same.

Casar: "This idea of fining legislators -- and now I'm starting to hear about the governor or the speaker of the house trying to expel lawmakers from office -- is deeply unconstitutional and it is part of a worrying trend ... it's the kind of authoritarian thing that we think about in other nations"

Thank you, @malcolmnance.bsky.social for saying what too many still won’t: Trump, Abbott & Paxton don’t give a damn about the Constitution or the law.

TX Republicans voted to arrest Democrats for refusing to help rig an election.

Don’t fool yourself into thinking they care.

#MessWithTexas

years ago i met a woman studied the impact of corporeal punishment and never forgot what she said: “whenever i show parents the evidence against spanking they always ask ‘ok but what do studies say about the *benefits* of spanking?’ and they don’t believe me when i tell them there just aren’t any.”

new video shows the ICE agent who claimed he was randomly "assaulted" by this 4'11" US citizen on her way to work is shown literally picking her up and carrying her away.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

IF YOU BELIEVE A SINGLE WORD OF THIS PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME AS I AM THE OWNER OF A VERY COOL BRIDGE IN LONDON ENGLAND AND I'M LOOKING FOR DISCERNING BUYERS.

ELIZABETH WARREN: What Zohran is saying is 'I want people to be able to afford to live in NYC'

FABER: But raising taxes in order to do it?

WARREN: Oh my goodness! Oh dear! Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?

popular anti-fascism as taxpayer revolt...might have some legs

Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.

“Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans this week to build a nuclear reactor on the moon”

you're gonna wanna see this

He doesn’t want to “reduce chronic illnesses,” he wants to reduce people with chronic illnesses

One of the truly un-delightful things in this era is just how *many* existential threats we've got going *at one time.* Plastic! Microplastics! Trash! Climate change! All the fascism and authoritarianism! Widening inequality! Billionaires! Tech-billionaires! Their insertion of AI into everything!

"The memo lays out the need to persuade top Pentagon officials to get much more serious about using the military to combat illegal immigration...It suggests that DHS is anticipating many more uses of the military in urban centers, noting that L.A.-style operations may be needed “for years to come.”