Blake

Why aren’t the Tommy Knockers in Maximum Overdrive?

Sexy spies that can break you with her barehands

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Excited for KH merch at Disneyland and seeing how limited the quantity is

We have decades of video evidence of teenagers inside of him

Depends on what the definition of “hog” is

Part of me was expecting Bill to be in the files… didn’t expect it would be for that

For Donald Cuck

The “but her emails” crowd seems pretty quiet

Yeah seems like Bill was into women who could (in theory) give consent

AI generation aside, you’ll be paying a subscription to post a tik tok that nobody will watch because the kids are going to watch Bluey for the 800th time and adults are going to watch the first 10 seasons of The Simpsons again.

See also Dale Gribble in the latest season of King of the Hill

I feel like this describes every couple in every run in every X-Men

The bubble can’t pop soon enough

STREET CAR!

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Hey Donny

And Hellraiser

My take is why are you taking your movie franchise into space in your second movie? You build up to space like in Friday the 13th, Leprechaun, and Fast and the Furious

Considering the title “blazing” might be the better euphemism

My brothers at KC sent me great views of it from their yards

Where’s my damn robot @jaredhead.bsky.social

He looks like he was given an atomic wedgie and shoved into a locker, last week

Is it really a prediction if it’s happening right now? Looking at you Chuck

Didn’t that happen to Cartman when he pretended to have Tourette’s?

Arnie phoning it in is still better than Seagal doing his best

“Just because I like Sonic the Hedgehog, doesn’t make me a furry”
*Rouge the Bat appears*
“Well shit”

Or even Iron Man. I mean actually building shit that helps people himself, not slapping his name on other people’s work

🎶Bladey Radey Run, what have you done?🎶

Or his latest kick where he’s trying to prove that he reads and watch movies because Joyce Carol Oates burnt him like she’s flying a helicopter in Vietnam