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It took me a while to learn this

I’ve had a skellie in my cherry tree since Halloween 2024. All my friends have skeletons, so this honors them.

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You can sprinkle a little cayenne pepper powder around the perimeter of the shed, they hate it. That's how I keep them out of my bird feeders and from crapping around my trees.

Nobody. Nobody is responsible for others in that way, and evidence suggests it's pointless in the vast majority of cases. So I don't see a problem cutting toxic people, even family, out of your life.

Eventually, they die.

Dr. Smüv prescribes 30 minutes of walking in the woods. Science!

tell me your app is jank without _telling_ me your app is jank

Simple solution: walk slowly and carefully and never bend over

I could tell you “why four” but that is not for polite company.

probably a poopvac. I try not to think about it.

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The sad trombone is the best part!

so don't hold out on us

Is flying a flag at double mast a thing?

If you want them to move you put your hand on their ass and say, “sound man, coming through“ and that works more often that you’d think.

Protip: Telling someone they are “in a mood” is probably the least helpful thing you can do.

If you start a sentence with “I’m not racist, but” I have news for you.

Getting rid of fakespot was a bad move. I'm glad I helped oversee pulling firefox from 80,000 workstations now.

I don't buy a lot of stuff from El Salvador anyway, but how else can we as a people stick it to President Bukkake?

It's even more terrifying when it works right _the very first time_.

Sometimes you have to seek the diamond in the rough. But there's plenty of diamonds out there, just depends on where you look of course.

"It was also unclear if Starlink communications were encrypted. At a minimum, the system allows for a network separate from existing White House servers that people on the grounds are able to use, keeping that data separate."

But her emails.

Alex Jones said: "Trump you are a genetically modified E-coli, poop addict. Donald Trump is obsessed with drinking GMO E-coli feces. Trump is an E-coli feces addict, I'm not joking—Trump guzzles the feces of bacteria. He loves it."

"Elon Musk is an addict—he worships E-coli feces."

Ass: it cures what ails you.

I just finished How To Be A Stoic by Massimo Pigliucci, pretty great intro to this school of philosophy.