Isaac (professional dumbass)

I find it funny that the week multiple people make hit pieces criticizing me is also the week I have some pretty successful vids.

Almost like they...don't actually matter. A revelation.

YouTube video by Yes - Topic Owner of a Lonely Heart

*wake up - play air drums*
youtu.be/IG_VDj8Eh_g

You're the president, Charlie Brown

You're a drug dealer, Charlie Brown

You're a human trafficker, Charlie Brown

You’ll never guess what this bizarre reply is in response to

I've never stolen from a store cause I am a pussy

Leavitt: He calls women "pigs", veterans "suckers", Mexicans "rapists and murderers", and murderers "my friend." People love his honesty.

You're not a real man unless you die high on meth in a police car chase while Free Bird is playing.

The right hates when women are educated.

gn

The other day one of the little Gen-Zs in my improv class unleashed what was quite possibly the most searing indictment on my person I have ever received.

He looked at me, square in the face, and without a shred of irony or malice said "You look like the kinda guy who likes Bojack Horseman."

Pam Bondi is going to Hell.

Usually I'm not one to complain about old people, but there absolutely should be an age limit to the US presidency. Like how you need to be 35 or older to run for office, you shouldn't be able to run if you're older than 70.

trogdor and strong bad still being relevant to Gen-Z has made this elder millennial’s day

That's not what happens in the episode, you fat-ass penis. At least, I'm pretty sure not. My memory kinda sucks complete ass, but I'm pretty sure that's not what happens in this episode.

gm

Hi, I’m God.

At a bare minimum, you should all be able to agree that pedophilia, secret police and nonstop shootings are bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!

Shout out to that time Tim Pool called Ms Rachel a DEMON because she wanted to feed starving children

The president is a demented insurrectionist nazi pedophile who smells like shit and we’re still expected to get up and go to work tomorrow. Fuck everything

utterdogshit.bandcamp.com/album/001-pe...

Maddie ain't got shit on me.

Cool Voltaires In Your Area Want To Fuck

Why did people keep making songs after this one? Are they stupid?

Some good old Yes while we cook dinner.
#nowspinning #vinyl #vinylcollection #yes

Lol since when do leftists not care about Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton being pedophiles?

Fun fact: in this t.a.t.u. album cover, there is only one visible arm. This confirms my theory that the duo are actually one-armed Siamese twins.

My teacher thinks that blood is blue in the body. She's generally a smart person, and I do like her, but sometimes I doubt her intelligence.

Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.

Metric Tip

xkcd.com/3164/

Wife just asked me if I knew what “decoupage” was. “Boobage,” I confidently replied. “That’s décolletage,” she said with this face 🤭