@calamity1849.bsky.social
Proud childless cat lady πΊ SoCal mountain life ποΈ Wake me up in 2028. Fuck CA FairPlan π₯
Heβs still butthurt that SNAP didnβt cover couches.
31.10.2025 02:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Big couch energy
31.10.2025 02:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That stroke turned him maga.
31.10.2025 01:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
30.10.2025 22:52 β π 346 π 125 π¬ 12 π 2
Some island in the Bahamasβ¦.
30.10.2025 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs gonna try it on a hurricane since everyone already made fun of him about that.
30.10.2025 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Argentina π
30.10.2025 21:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crack was soooo 1980s. Get with the times, asshole.
30.10.2025 21:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He gets a Guinness books of world record prize for the most lies ever uttered.
30.10.2025 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just give him a kidβs tablet and let him think heβs entering nuclear codes.
30.10.2025 21:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The ketchup is gonna fly
30.10.2025 18:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Start with maralago.
30.10.2025 01:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And goat
30.10.2025 01:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe she hated her husband.
30.10.2025 01:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two weeks.
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29.10.2025 06:12 β π 441 π 183 π¬ 12 π 5
He doesnβt have to run for a 3rd term if the assholes just make him emperor. But I think heβll be dead or hospitalized within a year.
29.10.2025 22:37 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt think we should pay federal taxes until 1/2029
29.10.2025 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs messed up.
29.10.2025 22:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt go to Canada for similar reason I would already have moved there already.
29.10.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cheaper to vacay in Cabo and go to a doc there.
29.10.2025 21:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Probably South Korea and he canβt spell it
29.10.2025 21:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Maybe after youβre cremated and in a 5 lb urn π
29.10.2025 20:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If the shoe fitsβ¦ π€
29.10.2025 20:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jr has 3 moms. He should stfu.
29.10.2025 19:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WTF π€¬
A police officer in Baltimore, Maryland, attempted to run over and kill a civilian who refused to answer their questions.
π¨Take pause to give your local dealer the respect they deserve. βπΌ π«π§
28.10.2025 02:25 β π 930 π 349 π¬ 40 π 24Heβs fermented.
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