Laura (they/she)

Nightmare book rotation

Yeah it’s so cool! I remember when we first started carrying them at my pharmacy and the manager said we had to keep them behind the gate or else people would steal them. I was like I fucking hope they do actually

If you’d like I can add u to the discord server with a lot of my other trans friends where I plan events and stuff at mine and my fiancé’s house. We do something at least monthly! :)

2025? Or like really busy few hours? Lol

I really do hope all of those happen exactly to ur liking. You’re looking great nowadays and I’m excited to see what the future has in store for u

Hey bluesky just coming back to say I love my fiancé

Might fuck around and delete all social media as a christmas present to my mental health

Gay ass christmas party at Laura’s this friday night! Dm for details and address if ur interested!

Never considered buying old cds from goodwill as a legitimate way to discover old local bands that nobody’s ever heard of, but after doing just that today, here we are

God life really sucks today

Crazy how my media usage is at an all-time low while I’m in the happiest time of my life so far

That good little christian boy my parents tried so hard to raise grew up to become a sex addicted alcoholic stoner atheist transgender lesbian

If I see any more takes about “piss yellow” in the pansexual flag, I’m leaving the community I swear

I’m going bartender mode. Just doing real bartender shit rn

Speaking of women’s bathrooms ur not gonna keep me from pissing where I please. If someone actually tries to play the genital inspector or whatever, I WILL pepper spray u for attempting to sexually assault me

I’m in the women’s bathroom standing up to take a piss. What the fuck are u gonna do about it?

Naked In Manhattan is an S-tier song so ur on to something

Fun fact I actually wasn’t all that interested in boobs when I went on E, but after a few months, they started growing on me

I started on E to get softer skin, emotional changes, and a fatter ass. I only got two of those, but HOLY FUCK my nipples are gigantic now

Got really high and felt emotions I’ve never even considered before and realized just how much emotional supression I’ve still been doing 24/7. Not good. So to combat this, I’m about to make social anxiety my bitch and just start expressing myself to the fullest extent possible

Sorry for the silence. Been hanging out with my beautiful girlfriend too much to care abt posting

I’m such a lucky girl 🥰

Protect kids from drag? Should’ve protected me from my pastor instead

I gotta start cooking estrogen into jolly ranchers again

Making this my mission actually because I wanna say what I wanna say

I see the vision u got it

i’ve been trying to make a joke out of the words “mistletoe hung where you can see” and “girls named mistletoe:” all day

So I used to not understand marriage as a concept because it kinda just seemed like a kink thing to me (which it is), and I was like why would I ever want that sort of power dynamic, to be bonded to someone for the rest of life? Then I met my girlfriend and tbh she can own me

Really ironic and cute of me to joke about how much I wanna do something that’s 5 out of the 6 letters of my deadname, in the exact same order and pronounced the exact same way as they would be in my deadname

I’m deaching levels of gay only few will ever experience. I’ve learned things that only few will ever learn

High and sentimental rn