friday the fernteenth🔪🩸

call me trans port the way girls are always loading and unloading

holy shit morgan

We are permanently trapped at these people's mercy while forced to watch them slowly learn shit people generally figure out in 11th grade

i never thought of myself as all that southern but as soon as i got to canada i was like "i should listen to dolly parton basically nonstop" lol

fern in green corduroy pants and a patterned sweater

sweater day sweater day

lol

this is so good

Trans polycules are bringing back the nuclear family in a big way. They even have the dog.

a discord dm from my wife. it's a picture of a cartoon puppy with a pink bow and the text "your white ass"

i love my wife

call me trans port the way girls are always loading and unloading

i love my dumb tranny life i love my polycule i love my girlfriend who is back at home rn yearning for me sooooo hard i love my friends i love my community

It’s funny that I picked up saying “dawg” casually from noted delicate princess Fern

Smoking on that shit what put the boy in the balloon

goodnight bluesky
goodnight posts
goodnight users
goodnight roasts
goodnight timeline
goodnight tweets
goodnight discourse
goodnight freaks

im sitting on a pool table about to shoot looking at the camera

im focused on the cue ball

peak mercury
📸 creds my girlfriend @oshky.bsky.social

new pfp. drunk at the beach, my finest hour

yeah like it's perfectly framed

uh oh! got a bit too drunk! weeeeeeeeeeeee

profile of fern during sunset with the ocean and mountains in the background. the light of the sunset is reflecting off her glasses and she's literally the prettiest girl in the world

closer to a 3/4 angle? but same thing, her lips are slightly parted and she's looking off at the ocean.

god she's the most beautiful girl ive ever laid my eyes on

you'll never catch me talking shit about the mod team on here because they already paid me off by getting me a girlfriend. im a shill for life.

YEAHHHHH

sky and i at randyland

us at bucees

in a shitty hotel room

mercursky #girlfriends

selfie of me on my knees in fishnets, black shorts, and a nasa crop top that says "we only have one earth"

this cemetery is genuinely my favorite place in the city so i had to bring fern here either way, but I am so glad there happened to be a bunch of deer like there usually is so she could be with her kin

fern and i in a tree, she's wearing a fuzzy brown coat over a white top and holding a can of hard lemonade. im wearing a purple beanie and a lavender/white checkerboard pattern sweater

fern & cynthia *literally* sitting in a tree

can hear my girlfriend singing in the shower while i make her a big beautiful smoothie to start our day

unfortunately i didn't 😔

forgot to say this earlier but the flight over here was really funny. the guy sitting next to me was watching jack ryan on amazon prime and clicking the skip button through most of it until he reached action scenes, and the guy in front of me was reading goblin girl fantasy smut on his kindle

this is straightforward to reconcile imo - we dont have slurs for oil rigs or factory farms. i think treating LLMs as things to *de*humanize anthropomorphizes them too much already, which is tech marketing's desire - that's the thing the "friend" ads were looking for people to react with

fascinating that "no, the computer is not alive" and "yes, it's questionable to gleefully say anti-computer phrases modeled after racial slurs" are two thoughts people are struggling to reconcile