cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral

I still think one of the funniest things I’ve ever done is ruin Andi’s love of Sm4sh by saying “why don’t we try custom moves?“ and then camping her out for like an hour with trip seed Villager

This recording slaps, but also how do you forget what Greensleeves is

Tbh I can imagine doing a clopen in tech at a Target is one of the less bad jobs to end up in that spot for

We love a good clopen

EXACT same vibe

Nat 20 pussy got me revealing state secrets

Mhmm

Oh it’s “can you play something for us??” Like I’m sorry I’m not your dancing monkey I’m a musician okay

Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88 A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter

One of the greatest to ever do it.

the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

Introduced the coolest character in my DnD campaign in last night’s session: a kenku assassin by the name of Escrow

We should play Halo again sometime

Unfounded haters do indeed go to hell, that’s why I finished Halo 5

Sad to hear that it’s mid tho cuz I would want to see more stuff animated in that style

Have you watched it? I haven’t seen it but I’ve not seen anyone else have this opinion

the year is 2005 and i am playing smash bros melee on my gamecube. the year is 2025 and i am emulating smash bros melee on my gabecube

my best friend calls these “stop resisting shades” and i’ll never call them anything else ever again

Yeah I don’t have followers on here and do not care how many likes I get, I’m just tweeting what I’m thinking

The other day she tried to tell me she was “excessively normal”

Mhmm

Need people to play Halo Infinite with

No one’s Master Chief is better than Steve Downes

But also remember Steve Downes has been a advocate for trans rights so I don’t know if that factors in here but I feel it’s relevant

Yes they fucking did! I’m sorry, but “constant suicidal fog Andi” isn’t exactly a reliable narrator, and 90% of the reason you still keep me in your life is because I am a reliable narrator

People absolutely did see you as a woman before you got on hormones, I know because I was there

Shoutout Lupul

I think if you enjoy Hamilton, you shouldn't get to have opinions about art. Basically marks you as axiomatically irritating to the core of your very being.

Just ran out of likes on Bumble and Hinge for the 5th day in a row, still no matches, when do I throw in the towel and try speed dating

Damn, my bad

Well I don’t know what aesthetic would do for the horse

went to the store

But yeah no you should maybe not do that for the health of your relationship