Crash Bandigoon

So fucking cute 😍😍😍

I love it! My husband said I turned my dick into even more of a fidget than it was already, and he’s not wrong lol

I couldn’t recommend deleting instagram more 😌✨ Does wonders for your mental health

Sitting alone in the office with my shirt lifted up

get me outta here! #tummytuesday

ok I did it 😌

Me sitting naked on the bed smiling at the camera, holding my furry tummy above my hard cock

It’s Wednesday my dudes, whose belly am I humping this hump day? 😈

Sitting naked with a boner and a smirk

Happy Saturday ☺️

The wild thing about gaining arm muscle is that my “big and tall” shirts are creeping up from my shoulders and arms taking up more room.

Finding clothes that fit and having a big body is a FASCINATING experience! 😵‍💫🤣

Thinking about buying a stealth retainer foreskin restorer, any testimonials?

Cock upshot featuring my smirking face

Cock downshot featuring precum sticking to my finger

Playin’ with my cawk #fcf

Hehe, thank you, handsome 😘😘

Happy Tummy Tuesday

Me at the renaissance festival wearing a red, patterned vest with big yellow linen sleeves and a draping chaperon hat made of the same yellow linen. I’m otherwise wearing brown leggings and carrying a walking stick.

Obligatory pic of my renfair costume 🏰 I sewed the vest, sleeves, and chaperon hat myself 😌 Sidebar, leggings basically guaranteed VPL and looking cheeeked up the entire time, for better or worse

chubby, naked guy sitting outside and pointing at you

uncle ham wants YOU…

…to have a pleasant evening.

does the bikini plate armour logic work for bois too?

Beefy bearded cis white dude naked in his shower stall with his belly and junk pressed against the glass door

a tummy tuesdee sploot 🧼🦆

Belly from below

Belly from straight on

Now accepting belly kisses #tummytuesday

Just give it a rub 😈 #tummytuesday

Shot of me from below with a boner and a smirk

hi 😋😘 #fcf

Need a face to smack that into?

Gotta be one of my favorite cocks to see on Fridays 🥵

Naked in the bathroom holding my shirt up

How’s everyone’s Thursday going?

sorry for the people who are clutching their pearls who can’t believe how gruesome the video of charlie kirk is, i literally watched a man get run over by a tank in Gaza. i think we can handle a white crybaby getting a new piercing

As much and as many times as you want, stud 😈

well….. thoughts and prayers ig

Not a man from Minneapolis who learned nothing during the Uprising in 2020 🤢

Wearing my AFSCME shirt and hat and throwing up a peace sign at my desk at work

Got on my AFSCME union gear before heading out to the Teamster picket line over lunch ✊

This was a nice start to the day earlier 🥵😮‍💨

This will absolutely now be going through my mind when I next apply literal snail mucin 😭