Pascal

I worked that edge-dribble out

You called? 👼

Felt kinda workplace hot last week

And where was I?

I had hoped for Dionysus to offer his assistance in this regard but he was busy, and drunk

Coming back on here to inform you all that I just beat *that* boss in Hades 2, so who’s gonna blow me?

CHARLIE KIRK WAS SHOT???

The amount of obnoxious I’ll be once it starts to actually show, you’re not READY

Good news, I’m apparently more gray than I was a year ago.
Can’t wait to go gray in my 30s 🥰

Goodbye too the long floppy hair, for now

Finally refreshed the perm… which also means I’m committed to the shame hat-life for two days.

The rules of hair care are simple and finite.

Daddy thick

You need the wig to counter balance the muscles

Need a stretch partner?

Kind of obsessed with my own cock

I miss when people felt like they could get rid of things without the concern of being ridiculed online for failing to make a profit

Strategic cropping makes me look WIDE

Brooooo

Being British is a constant humiliation ritual

Why’d you say that broooo, no way you’re married broo

Sometimes I’m afraid I’m having too much fun…

I was a hungry child

I would’ve eaten your alive

Yeah… WITH MYSELF. The camera really does add some pounds

I don’t know if it’s cock dysmorphia or what but I feel like so always look much bigger than I am 😐

No better feeling than a rock hard erection after getting your balls shaved 😛

I fear digimon has been back in the kitchen… don’t spill the salt

Sexy gooner 😛😈

Let’s tag team instead 😈😛

Happy you enjoyed it, it’s hotter in person 😤😛