Roland Kreuzer 🦥

I like that is classified specifically as US-American Salmon Dish

Oh no, anything but not management

I could swear there was a highway the last time I came through here 😉
Great game btw

So just put enough unrelated things into a single bill - this way everyone has a reason to vote for it

the beach episode 🏖️

One would think it'll cost them more to employ people whose whole job will be to constantly unlock the candy isle compared to what could have possibly got stolen previously.
But since this is America they'll probably find a way to add a tipping system to the whole thing

YouTube video by The Unusual Suspect Gorillaz - FEEL GOOD INC. (Sung by 198 Movies!)

AMAZING. youtu.be/rk0NzRu6Wr0?...

I would just like to go on record as saying:

the fuck

Pro-Tip from someone who had history lessons in Europe:
Do not escalate all your conflicts at once!

I wish them both the worst.

winning over far right voters to left-centrist parties does not work; such proposals only shift the perceived centrist position further to the right

Calling 16-year-olds ripe and fertile should get you on some kind of list - not into Senate.

Btw if it is teen pregnancy you're after just lower the drinking age. Getting married five years before being able to get drunk sounds like hell on earth

HOW ANTIVAXXERS SOUND TO THE REST OF US G Gordon Scott I once almost choked to death while eating food. I did my own research and discovered that I am not alone. Thousands of people choke every year while eating, and hundreds of those people die. Thats why I don't feed my kids. Its dangerous. Now plenty of people will point out that food supposedly "prevents starvation," and that might be true, but Its not fair to completely ignore all the dangers food poses, like choking, allergies, gingivitis, and garlic breath. I'm just saying, do your own research and decide what you think is best for your kids. If you choose to give your kids potentially deadly food, thats your problem, but as a parent, I don't think the government has any right to tell me that I need to feed my kids.

This is so darkly accurate

I'm not sure if he actually doesn't realize that most people's expenses are not nice-to-have - like clothes or food.
Talking like price increases do not matter as everybody has too much anyway is a truly despicable way of putting it

It was posted on HIS f-ing truth social account. Someone put it out on the internet - my ass

You're right, that's a thing that happened.
It's hard to keep track when every week's news are stupider than the last. March feels like ages ago... 😩

Everything's a national security thread with this guy.
They are one step away from publicly burning books

Well, when six or more people fight over a single pill they start stabbing each other.
Expect additional stabbings for each pill seized

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

He could as well bring some Monopoly-Money, it has basically the same worth while in Europe

a wide view over green and yellow fields that nicely contrast to a light-blue sky and white clouds on a nice spring day

what a nice day out

Not only in image generation. You can suggest the stupidest stuff imaginable and ChatGPT is most likely to tell you how brilliant you are
As if what the planet needed was more overconfident morons

I've used the NY subway before and have to say it's pretty ok. Gets the job done.
Neither have I been robbed nor murdered, so that's a plus.

NY traffic on the other hand is somewhat of an adventure - at least when you get the chance to move at all

A lot of people would need to go to prison to compensate the goods previously made in China. Maybe that's the plan

So he read the words "middle school", repeated the words "middle school" and still thought he had to make this comment. Social media was a mistake

Nice to have templating and interpolation as a first-class language feature.
However, similar to Groovy's G-String, I'd prefer if languages avoid feature names whose Google results mostly consist of women's underwear 😉

That sounds like too much for day-to-day usage, but somehow too little to bribe a federal government official.
But why would you carry any non-trivial amount of cash in an age where basically everything can be paid with card?