Woody

Me, after posting something edgy.

Who do I talk to about about my absolutely rancid BG3 fights…

Lucy, don’t look at me like that 🙏 I’m single and tired 😪

Do they want another husband?? I’m so confused

Being in an open marriage and then saying you’re demisexual on a dating app is ?? What’s the goal here??

Credit to The Last of Us gamers who didn’t spoil this show and kept its secrets for YEARS

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Gym crush asked to work in w me

Finallyyyy Windwaker. More GameCube classics on NSO might slow down the emulators. Maybe 👀

Oh. Hyrule Warriors. 😒🥴

Omg new Zelda already??? 🤯

Drag + Drive??? Hell yea wheelchair basketball! 🛞🛞🏀

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Twitch.tv/woodathan “Piper, NEUXXXXX!” “BOO-DIZHUM”

Baking Stream last night! We made some sourdough 🍞😩 twitch.tv/woodathan

Is Speedy Gonzalez canceled or nah?

As Christmas swiftly approaches please be judicious with your use of green light. You’re giving villain or poison it’s never ‘cheer’

If you text “or not” to an unreplied text, you’ve forced me to ghost you. Sorry, mom 🤷🏼‍♂️

Swimming again and am happy boy 🦆

Look out world, I’m 😇🥰😌🫣🥺😩😼🙈

The AI animation is such garbage, these content creators are like “it’s OVER 😲😩AI animation look jusd light PIXARR 🥵🫢” and the character’s like 🫠🙃🥴😶

These groundhog musical videos are TEARING ME APART LISA

I hope Goron mountains are the worst region of BOTW cause I’ve loved the shark people’s district and every other area so far but death mountain really earns the name ☹️

Think I have a good handle on the social media and text flirting signals, but god help me if it’s in person, I’m 🧍🏼‍♂️

The Mean girls bway score is actually a masterpiece and nobody talks about it

Can we make cleaning parties a thing? Your friends come over and everyone chooses an area to clean and then you relax after and eat what the host prepared? I’m lazy

Catch me at 86 jaywalking with my tennis ball walker like these NY baddies

This would work on me

God, I love musical theater

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