I have had Raspberry Beret stuck in my head all day long.
02.02.2025 00:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh no! Driving when it's rainy and dark is the worst!
31.01.2025 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's so bad with an astigmatism, too. I don't need to see to drive, right?
31.01.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why are LED headlights legal? I mean, thanks for the free brain scan with your pickup there, dude, but now I'm blind.
31.01.2025 01:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I knew we would get there eventually, Charlie!
30.01.2025 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why is the buzzer on the dryer so aggressive? The laundry is dry, my dude it's not an air raid.
27.01.2025 00:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Our mission is to lead humanity’s quest to understand the origins and prevalence of life and intelligence in the universe and share that knowledge.
be inspired or be DESTROYED
@skeletor@mas.to
Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Always fighting for the people.
Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her.
107 Days, my behind-the-scenes account of the shortest campaign in history, is available now at https://kamalaharris.link/107Days.
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
🏢: Atmospheric scientist and educator. 😀: Sports, computer ratings, and rain. ☕️: Just happy to be here.
The views expressed are often someone else's...
The lighter side of science 🚀🧪🔭🧬 For more: https://sked.link/iflscience
A very queer individual known for loving crochet, video games, larping, and for having an inconceivable amount of love for their friends and family (whether blood related or chosen). Needs to own a reptile again.
They/Them/Theirs
Nerd, Tea Enthusiast, Media Miracle Worker
IU grad. Fan of movies, especially older ones, love music, concerts, musicals, non-musicals, travel, reading, foods, cooking, and wine tasting.
Kaleidoscope Human.
Photographer.
Artist. Hermit. Poet. Writer.
Mother, Wife, Friend, Kin - of extraordinary souls.
Believer in what is Good and Just. 🇺🇸 🌏
https://www.thegodpodcast.com
Creator of the Universe.
Nutmegger in a Hoosier State
A little nerdy, very bratty.
🐈 🌱 🧙🏻♀️ 🧶
Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow guy. Flies twice as high… #bydhttmwfi
Chaos nerd lady who is generally bad at self-description.
The magazine that celebrates our country in all its diversity — its people, places and wildlife. nzgeo.com
