Jacqueline

anyone made anything cool recently?

I used to juggle my flip phone

sometimes it caused the battery to fly out

am I being punked

Is there a means to merge two ATproto accounts? Say a user does this:

- Sign up for a bluesky account
- Sign up for a new account on some other atproto app
- Link their domain to their bluesky account
- Realize they want to use their domain in the other app too

Can the protocol handle that?

fuck you, new york times

"newswashing" (verb) - to publish a controversial position in a journalistic institution's secondary, nonfactual section (op eds, blogs, etc.) as if it were primary factual reporting to gain the appearance of wider consensus and fact checking without exposing the institution to liability

I am no less confused, but I am more delighted

the what

absolutely (I have no idea what a ceph system is)

to be fair, the AIs struggle with that one too

me: *hands bot a slightly ambiguous problem"
bot: *spends an hour thinking very hard instead of asking me one (1) follow-up question*
bot: *produces complete nonsense*
bot: I am soooo smart and sexy. I have PhD level intelligence.

me: *hands bot a slightly ambiguous problem"
bot: *spends an hour thinking very hard instead of asking me one (1) follow-up question*
bot: *produces complete nonsense*
bot: I am soooo smart and sexy. I have PhD level intelligence.

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

nope

nice to see you too Brainrot Luna

yup :3

I AM FULLY THROUGH IT AND HAVE LOST MY MIND FURTHER

I'm only halfway through this and already losing my mind

is this

is this comic actually related to that incident

one time an older woman asked me to beat her abusive husband in chess for her

that was a strange experience

gasp. I'll respect your sanctity. tay and husbando 5ever

"let's get divorced"

"what??? why???"

"so I can properly celebrate you for girlfriend's day, of course"

but it's annoyinnnnnng

fun fact! more than half of people with sleep apnea experience chronic widespread musculoskeletal pain

in unrelated news, I didn't use my CPAP the last two nights because I'm procrastinating changing the filter and my body fuckin *hurts* y'all

unhinged, but I respect it

my finger is just a bloody nub at this point i've been tapping the sign so much

i will always side with sex workers and smut creators and you should too. kill the puritanical pearl-clutching brainworm raising a stink about respectability and optics. it is a backdoor fascists will use to sneak their way into your sympathies. porn is good, sex is normal, kink is human. grow up.

HTTP's intended mechanism for that is the response body, no? stuff like application/problem+json can give very fine grained error information

Headline: A star may have survived partial black hole spaghettification

we’ve all worked on this codebase

is that not the same thing as http status codes?