Kirby

Extremely funny to see that Reze Arc's first negative critic review is the NYT being *so* close to getting it.

Corbeau holding up a golden Lysandre Pikachu toy while saying “I am the sole owner of the one and only 24k Gold Lysandre Pikachu.” Philippe is at the back with his arms crossed.

Corbeau before Lysandre made his announcement in XY or something
#pokemon #plza #pokemonlegendsza #laziart

imagine fighting this dude and his hair turns white and his eyes turn red then he starts using you look a jump rope. i’d be scared as fuck.

Just a note that menstrual products are the most requested / least donated items in food pantries so if you have the means to pick up supplies perhaps consider it

man i wish this wasn’t mine one of the worst years of my life

Locked up

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a child cries to his teacher, "MR. TEACHERRRR" the teacher asks the child, "woah, what's wrong tobibas?" the child says, "martin keeps saying my shoes suck ass" the comic shows a close-up of blocky-themed sketchers shoes with red, orange, and black coloring the teacher looks solemnly at the shoes. as he also believes they suck ass

#art
#comic
for the record these shoes are gas. but my coworkers were making fun of them and i got this image in my head

PSA: Google's Gemini AI has made a BSky account, so block it ASAP since it almost certainly will scrape your shit

@gemini.botsky.social

Anyone else?😖

Alex looks at a laptop and says "not using porn as much anymore. Maybe I give it the ol' college try again..." Alex joylessly watches porn. Sex noises like HURGH AND UNNNH emanate from the laptop. Alex says "dang, her make-up is real good. Kinda want to try that.' HYURH HURRGH. Alex starts doing her makeup as the porn plays in the background. URGHH UNNH

i swear he’s done this like twice before

for those unfamiliar with competitive Pokemon this is the equivalent of if the NBA made guns legal and Lebron James insisted that this was ruining the sport but was forced to use one in order to keep up with the competition and despite his hatred of guns the NBA started out giving Lebron Themed Guns

i feel like we have this conversation every time we get a voca update

happy mother's day

my ideal scenario is axl introducing his beloved girlfriend megumi to his close trusted friend frederick and the second axl isn’t looking megumi flips the bird at sol while making the most mocking i-no like expression on her face and stops when axl focuses his attention at the two of them again

i’m extremely bias to the trope of character who is a complete piece of shit to everyone except one person

i think it would be hilarious if it turns out axl was extremely bias in his recollection of megumi and it turns out she acts a ton like i-no

still a manipulative bitch but isn’t trying to achieve godhood anymore

like i’m not betting all of my chips at this idea but i won’t be shocked if this is what ends up happening does that make sense

tbh it’s obvious they’re not retiring sol and ky as roster characters for guilty gear tbh but i don’t think they’re even retiring i-no
we literally have an au version of her in strives ending as megumi she can totally take up the moniker as the new i-no

not an insult it’s just p funny to me how the aesthetics have looped back around

also you will inevitably slip up and all the "non-weird people" will instantly pivot to treating you like a freak anyway. it's better to just be out and proud!

Screencap of a video entitled "Who's hyped for GTA (Gordon's Temperamental Appetite) | Full episode" from the Kitchen Nightmares YouTube channel. The thumbnail is Gordon Ramsay edited to look like a Grand Theft Auto character

whoever manages this account is just doing anything

pixel art depicting a lunar moth. the wings are outlined in a rainbow of colors, with crescent moons and stars in the semi transparent wings.

pixel art depicting a lunar moth. the wings are outlined in a pink, purple, and blue with crescent moons and stars in the semi transparent wings.

they're girlfriends,,,

#pixelart

my timeline feels like i stepped into a timeloop to 2016

A fan illustration of the Kingdom Hearts character Xion eating seasalt icecream

xion and seasalt #art