Jonathan Stern

Wait. Urinals have seats now?

Oedipus Musk

Can’t understand them. I don’t speak Turdish

While Trump was never playing 4D chess, the Democrats would be lucky to pull off a game of Candyland

World War on our planet is surprising but nothing new. MSM when WW3 breaks out, probably

Following the South Korean news here. The quality and currency of the information is making it completely clear: Twitter is no longer relevant or needed.

South Korean women have been badass in their misogynistic society for some time now. Hope young women in the US are watching

There are easier ways to prove that you are a moron than driving badly

Reddit: Can anyone tell me what shape this cookie cutter is?

Thank you, though, to be honest, he does a pretty good job of reminding us on his own

Question: What do you call a group of ass clowns?

Answer: A cabinet

What is this "Twitter" or "X" thing people sometimes talk about?

To be fair, he also offers opportunities to young, up and coming criminals.

I used to think that most people were smart and just acted stupid. As I age, now I just think there are a bunch of people running around with firing neurons in the single digits.

In a year when most things suck, the dismantling of Twitter is one of the most satisfying counterexamples.

Oh. Which crimes has he committed so far?

This is going to be a fun year for Aztecs basketball. Best guard play in a long time, and it is the youngest team in awhile. If they can retain this core we can see a couple more NC runs over the next 3 years

Expecting the people who voted for the orange charlatan who cheats at golf and steals their healthcare to suddenly see the error in their ways because he appoints sewer rats to his cabinet, is a fools errand

Oh I think there is a lot of overlap

“Truth” Social is down the hall and to the right.

Personally, I am glad to see maple bars getting their due recognition as the best of the donuts

Wait. People hate the Padres now? I am so proud! I have followed the team for for 54 years and no one even barely acknowledged them. This is huge...:-)

Well also, I mistook your left armtail for a vibrator.

Give AJ some credit for the waiver pickup and it is a bit baffling why the Cubs gave up on him so quickly. He had one bad year in the minors (2023) where he still averaged 13.5 Ks/9 inning and was lights out in 2021 and 2022.

Well neither are currently sentient

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It's funny their discourse is at the level of a 3rd grader, yet at the same time they have a PhD in false equivalency.

There is some controversy.

Unless you are just using the surveys as an input into an AI model which will do the analysis. Then it is called a "training sit"

Agree, DeSantis is just a slightly more sophisticated version of "Let's shit on poor people" than Trump