A lot of people are making fun of millennial core music like the lumineers and FUN and tbh it’s justified but I can’t believe there was ever a time that we were collectively happy enough as a society to make music like that

lmao I still wear some of the stuff at my big age :(() they make sizes for my little twink body

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I’m loling because this would have made a better caption

Sorry but what the fuck else would it be

I’m doing the opposite of being less online and post maxxing. Here is one for bluesky

I’m deciding

Damn, this hit home…

Running up that hill wasn’t about seeing love from different perspectives but rather what it feels like to walk on a 20.0 incline on a treadmill

You’re welcome! You’re going to get targeted ads for designs just like these now so enjoy future Uraume-esque merch

You might save 10 bucks a month by joining a cheap gym but your penance will be perpetually being in someone’s way

Matcha and peanut butter yall. Trust…

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wym

Don’t worry baby of course I bought 8 packs of reduced fat SWISS MISS hot chocolate to prep for the snowstorm

says the person who references a 4 year old TikTok!!

I’d crack first unfortunately

Grocery shopping on a Saturday is miserable because no one can say excuse or pardon me. They just give you a blank stare until you move out of their way.

Rediscovered The Academy Is after over a decade of not listening to them and you better believe I’m gonna play them out for the next two days until I’m so sick of them and I go another decade without listening

I got my masters in Ick

you grow another limb once you reach the 700mg caffeine daily intake. there have been case studies done on this

The breed is basically a giant rabbit

What’s the move tonight? Text

It’s nice to have a handful of followers so I can confidently post things like what’s the move tonight? text

Oh sorry what I actually meant was Q

Eres hermosa muah!!

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