Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland area: 40 new cases reported in January alone Cases of dysentery have consistently been on the rise in the Portland, Oregon area year-over-year since 2012, officials said.

You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.

Sure, his tunes are catchy, but I have woken up to that his songs aren't about me; they're about women 9 years his junior who were shitty to me when we were all in our 20s and who are supposed to be grateful for his attention. #millennialmusic