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@kleegeek.bsky.social

Microsoft MVP & VMware vExpert. Self-proclaimed geek. Infrastructure & data enthusiast. Founder of Heraflux Technologies.

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Latest posts by kleegeek.bsky.social on Bluesky

For science.

08.08.2025 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Hey! That tool you built for your consulting that you've spent a decade improving that saves us hours and provides serious insights into our servers... Can I have a copy free of charge so we don't have to call you any more?"

... Nope.

07.08.2025 17:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People in IT, are you seeing that people in our field are just getting increasingly nasty and rude in day-to-day stuff? Or is it just me?

14.07.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Independent consultants out there, don't forget that you can say 'no' if it's the right thing to do.

13.07.2025 22:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Finally found a good can of hair goo to keep this mop in place

24.06.2025 17:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's something surreal about watching a company spend a significant amount of staff time to make a platform change because an AI model says a piece of hardware should be running faster than it is (or can).

16.06.2025 18:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love irony. I just got a report of someone rebuilding a #SQLServer monitoring tool's deadlock tracking table because... of... deadlocks.

03.06.2025 14:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Due to the poor state of the (paved) roads here, I actually aired down the tires to make a drive to the store today.

10.05.2025 20:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

... and.... "ready, fire, aim" is also not how to approach IT issues

07.05.2025 13:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doing *something* when an IT system is acting odd is rarely the *right* thing to do.

30.04.2025 16:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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European Microsoft Fabric Community Conference 2025: Call for Speakers Join us at the European Microsoft Fabric Community Conference in Vienna this September! We are thrilled to invite you to the 2nd European Microsoft F...

Hey #MVPBuzz don't miss the chance!
Call for Content for #FabCon Europe 2025 closes this Friday, April 18th. Get that session in ASAP!
Join us for European #MicrosoftFabric Community Conference 2025 from 15 Sep 2025- 18 Sep 2025 at the Austria Centre, Vienna, Austria
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16.04.2025 13:48 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

One strategic #SQLServer covering index took a critical report from 1.25h @ 990MB/s I/O reads to just 78 milliseconds. I can live with that.

05.04.2025 19:01 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ISV quoted a client of mine $2k to add a date filter on a four-line #SQLServer delete query. This ten-second task is on me. No charge.

02.04.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Starting in one hour, come listen to Niko Neugebauer discuss #Azure #SQLServer observability with our HADR virtual group! It's free, and you might learn something! www.meetup.com/microsoft-da...

01.04.2025 14:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope it was new but resembles a lot of the stuff we've seen over the years!

21.03.2025 13:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's 2025. Why is 'clear your browser cache to fix this webapp' even a thing these days?

19.03.2025 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you ever wanted to get 500-level with hashtag#SQLServer availability, check out our free webinar roundtable session today! Thomas =tg= Grohser and Brandon Leach will be discussing infrastructure-level VM high availability versus hashtag#SQLServer high availability features. lnkd.in/gKGDV5F4

18.03.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ms. PowerShell

Ms. PowerShell

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17.03.2025 17:39 — 👍 3    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1
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The Microsoft.Build.Sql project SDK is now generally available | Microsoft Community Hub Your database should be part of a wholistic development process, where iterative development tools are coupled with automation for validation and deployment....

Did you all see the announcement from @drewsk.bsky.social yesterday about SDK-style SQL projects? 👀

techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/azuresq...

12.03.2025 13:00 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Some captchas could be better worded...

11.03.2025 22:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

After having multiple AI models misquote / fabricate things I've said with completely wrong info, I've pulled all of my blog content going back 15 years. I'll be back to writing sometime soon but behind an opt-in wall. Paraphrasing / quoting me is fine, but hallucinating completely false info - no.

09.03.2025 16:54 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Thick skin is a must. Patience is a must if you want to enact long-term positive change. Positioning key pieces today for future database improvement is fun :)

26.02.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Regular :) There's a lot of long games being played out.

26.02.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Being a DBA means being good at chess.

25.02.2025 22:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Do the Prep Work: Keep Your Eyes Open when Career DR Planning with David Klee (2/2) Career emergency prep with David Klee! DR plan, document skills, and overcome fear. Get ready for the unexpected. #career #tech

If you've wondered about improving the DR for your #IT career, check out part two of the podcast I recently recorded with #NerdJourney. nerd-journey.com/do-the-prep-...

25.02.2025 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Knowing abouts where in the country you live, I think they'll probably endorse it.

04.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SQL Server version upgrade capability coming to SSMS soon | Microsoft Community Hub In this blog post we are going to talk about the new SQL Server version upgrade assessment and migration experiences that will be shipped out in SSMS 21...

SQL Server version upgrade capability is coming soon to SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS). Find out more from this recent #SQLServer Community Hub post: techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/microso...

24.01.2025 13:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's a thrill in its own right. I think it's part of why I love consulting. I get to see more of these sorts of things on a daily basis, and it's a lot of fun to fix stuff. This one fix added about 30% speed to the entire ERP system's database calls, and the staff can feel it!

24.01.2025 14:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my favorite shows!

23.01.2025 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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One #SQLServer index added. Can you guess when it went live?

23.01.2025 15:07 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

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