Alex

Y’all ready for daylight savings?

Putting a thong back on after you blew up he bathroom is crazy 🥴😂🫨😡🥹

Would you still love me if I kissed like this?

Yessss 😋

Cutie pie 🥰

Me showing up to my ex’s funeral (he’s not dead) to relay a message from him…

“I love myself and my life. Their choices are on them, not me. Just remember to hold the same stance when I die. Don’t come crying then”

Line chart titled ‘ICE spending on “small arms” (January 20–October 18).’ Y-axis runs $0 to $70M. From 2017–2024, spending stays roughly between $5M and $15M: 2017 $6.7M; 2018 ~ $7M; 2019 ~ $5.5M; 2020 ~ $14M; 2021 ~ $13.5M; 2022 ~ $7.5M; 2023 ~ $6.6M; 2024 ~ $9.7M. In 2025 the line shoots up to $71.5M, forming a dramatic spike. Source: Federal Procurement Data System. Chart by Popular Information (made with Datawrapper).

ICE boosts weapons spending 700%

Expect more eye-popping procurement like this when the reconciliation bill kicks in. We just gave them over a hundred billion dollars!

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Gay OF creators have truly lost their minds…referencing MAGA for your shitty content? Trying to be ironic? Jeeeesus.

Yep … look 👀 👇

i nearly cry tears of joy every day when i get home and feel the cold aluminum of my macboo pro against my skin.

me browsing grindr when i'm visiting somewhere:

Hello again Boyfriends 💋

I clutch my phone so hard 😬

Not above the law, just because you work for Donald Trump!! POS!! 😂

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😱 I’m in love 🥰

Bought my first suit today, and I feel some strong vibes 😈
So strong that I had to 💦💦💦

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Me likey 🥵

Kristi Noem touring “war zones”? It’s so scary in Portland she just had to come see for herself 😂

You know what to do. (call, press 1 and leave “president trump” a message) 😂

Why are republicans STILL sooo mad that there was a black president? 😂 #GetOverIt

It’s so good! Was not expecting this sound from Taylor. 💜

Screenshot of Taylor Swift’s track “Father Figure” on her new album “The life of a showgirl” on apple music

Happy Release Night! 🎉 What’s everyone’s favorite thus far?
#TheLifeOfAShowgirl #TaylorSwift #FatherFigure

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a woman in a white shirt is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .

Deep throating a dick helps clear tonsil stones— who knew?!

A T-shirt that reads SOUP POWERED FUCK MACHINE

Hey have you seen my tshirt?

Here’s to hump day, I’ll probably delete when I wake up sober tomorrow 😅

👅 or 🍆, you choose :3