Rob Sarvis

a man in a hooded sweatshirt says ghost protocol man Alt: Nick from New Girl says ghost protocol man.

Bravo 6. Going dark.

You got your cheese in my macaroni.

@shan55.bsky.social

Did you feel some shaking?

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And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Everyday you'll meet quite a few. #SwingingOnAStar

two men standing next to each other with the words as god as my witness Alt: WKRP As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly.

I learned that from WKRP.

Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (despair)

To each their own. Potato Tomato.

Instaperm.

I was thinking more of the electric part.

Did you break out the electric blanket to help you recharge?

Two cats holding a sign that say Welcome Home Jenny.

I’m sure you were missed.

Don't think of it as a cubicle. Think of it as a starter coffin.

What if when you hurt your leg/knee/foot instead of giving you a cane or crutches, they give you a pogo stick?

Granted it may take you longer to master it, but you would travel so much faster.

I'm a peripheral visionary. I can see the future, but only way off to the side.

#StevenWright

Just a random thought that kinda went off the rails.

In light of CPB’s announcement, the cast of Sesame Street and the Muppets have formed the Fabricated Americans Union, and elected Greg the Bunny as president.

Just spent 30 minutes researching a random thought that I was going to use as a response post.

After finding the third error, I lost the original post and all my interest in replying.

Is it saying “don’t lose my number”? If so that’s Phil Collins not coffee and he’s trying to reach Billy.

a man with a beard is surrounded by mathematical equations on his face Alt: The Hangover surrounded by mathematical equations on his face

I may see a pattern.

So you had the spicy cheese before today’s nap?

Way leads on to way. Stay (Robert) Frosty my friends.

a man with red hair and glasses is wearing a blue shirt and has the word lucky on his face . Alt: Napoleon Dynamite saying lucky.

I bet.

Two cats dressed as boxers on a bed.

What is a Hairy Woodpecker Alex?

Just you and the lizards and frogs watching the clouds roll in.