Rob Sarvis

muppet fozzie bear singing into a microphone with a brick wall in the background Alt: muppet fozzie bear milking an audience reaction

My name is Fozzymandias,
Bear of Bears
Look on my wocka-wocka-wockas
ye Muppets and despair!

10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.

Every day I’m Guzzling.

a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a green wall with the words `` whoa '' written on it . Alt: Neo from the Matrix says Whoa.

It’s a glitch in the matrix. Your experience is very important to the machine overlords and they are working to correct the issue.

As in she isn’t talking to you, or she’s in the room and you don’t want to spook her?

“If you kill a cockroach, you're a hero. If you kill a butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria.”

—Friedrich Nietzsche

A space weather forecast from the NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center. The image shows a strong solar flare event peaked at 09:19 UTC on November 10, 2025. Headline: STRONG Flare Event Peaked at 10/0919 UTC. What: An X-class Flare Occurred and Reached X1.2. The main image is a turquoise-colored composite of the Sun from the GOES-19 SUVI instrument, showing a bright, concentrated flare (highlighted by a yellow circle) on the Sun's surface. Text box on the right provides details: EVENT: A solar flare is an eruption of energy (measured in X-ray flux). Flares of this magnitude in and around solar maximum are generally not common, although not necessarily unusual. EXPECTATIONS: Solar flares of this magnitude can be impulsive (meaning quick to rise and decrease) lasting some minutes, or last a few hours. EFFECTS: Immediate, wider area of strong degradation or signal loss in high frequency (HF) communication bands over much of the sunlit side of Earth; users of HF radio signals may experience loss of contact or major disruptions for a period of minutes to a couple of hours in the affected areas.

Deja vu! Exactly 26 hours after Active Region 4274 produced an X1.7 flare, it generated an X1.2 flare (R3-Strong on the NOAA Scales) at 10/0919 UTC. As Region 4274 continues to maintain a complex magnetic structure, additional flares are possible for the next 24-48 hours. www.swpc.noaa.gov

How the storm waters settled?

Someone is looking suspicious.

Waldo is in the Witness Protection Program. Every time you find him, the government has to relocate him.

Strange that they never make him change his wardrobe.

Panel 1. Two scientists walking along. The first one says: I have opened a portal into an alternate universe that is an exact reflection of our own! Panel 2. The second scientist looks into a technical portal and says WOW Panel 3. A reflection of panel two. The reflected scientist's speech bubble still reads: WOW Panel 4. A reflection of panel one. The text is all back to front.

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.

p.s. my new book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats' is out now! Order from your local bookshop or online: www.tomgauld.com

Me: I want to listen to a song that I haven't heard in a while to get a little dopamine.

YouTube: Great, you just have to sit through 3 unskipable ads first.

Me: I'll pass on the dopamine.

Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!

Me: Are there any jays?

Host: No sorry

Me: I'd like to buy an owl

if dems are going to do whatever their corporate donors want, then don't bother texting us for money anymore

Murder, she documented.

Working for that Cheddar.

a man in a car is reading a newspaper called all life Alt: Point Break. Angelo says Utah, get me two.

@bugfrog.bsky.social

Gary Busey wants you to grab him a sandwich. Correction, two sandwiches.

Some days you’re the beetle. Some days you’re the dung.

Not be confused with the international data line that hosts worldwide hookup apps.

Did you fall asleep watching Thelma & Louise?

The Reece’s train is pulling into Temptation Station.

Even a stumped toe feels better sooner or later.

She’s like a fuzzy dream catcher?

cartoon: A long sandwich coils around and up like a rattlesnake Caption: Don't bread on me

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

I wonder if the airport delays are affecting any proposed Hallmark romcoms scheduled to debut over the holidays?

If you take the train let me know how it goes. I would like to take rail up for a weekend to hit the museums.

I would go to DC and hit the Smithsonian, but who know what status they will be in with this regime.