Danny, who plays RPGS

Update, the Warios are a ska band

There is a fine line between a cheap Wario costume and and cheap minion costume, and it is a W on a yellow baseball cap

Yes. There is a near-unanimous bipartisan conventional wisdom about the Democrats becoming 'too woke' even though — again, objectively — they avoided prioritizing social issues in the 2024 campaign.

It's ass o'clock

Inside me are two wolves

I'm trying to pick the two games I will run at PAX Unplugged, and it is like trying to choose my two favorite children. Except I also want other people to like those children and line up to play them.

It's "heat the house by leaving the oven open after you bake something" season, motherfuckers

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

How to accidentally cook

1: I should dice these veggies so they're ready to go!

2: I should cook this bacon so it's ready when I need it!

3: I should cook the veggies in the bacon fat!

4: I should build a sauce with this fond while the pan is still hot!

5: Shit, I might as well cook this pasta!

To be clear, I get it. That used to be me, it just no longer is me.

I have officially made the jump from introvert to extrovert. I just felt frustrated trying to make plans with a friend who has a smaller social battery than me.

And we can't forget how dumb the man at the center of it is. Just a doddering, immature, incurious, flatterable, easily distracted, embarrassing, old orange man. Conservatism literally just latched on the the first dude who didn't give a shit what people said about him and it shows.

As horrific as the fascism and the destruction of American institutions is, I'm in awe of how dumb it all is. "When did you first start supporting President Trump?" Fucking embarrassing. Better dictators have worked harder for less power.

There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.

“Smokeshow” is such a funny term because it’s super horny but not at all sensual. It’s like damn that lady is so hot she literally sublimated and is now gaseous.

Same. Let those workers have some fun and vent frustrations. Or just have more ominous portents in life.

Okay, Wendy's...

70s style dude w sunglasses glowering in front of a blue screen. Text: the understandable enemies; 1. The world 2. The flesh

Beautiful day for GUTTER

Square Enix is out there making games set in the towns my dad tried to remember when he was recovering from an acute stroke

My spouse called Killing Eve "international lesbian Hannibal" and they're not wrong.

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

Crabocopter…..
Love how it folds in claws to be more hydrodynamic after take off…. 🦀

the ttrpg design urge to type "you get the idea" instead of writing rules

Lol I just remembered the drum set they just left onstage during San Marino's Eurovision semi finals

Hey what a bonkers fucking movie

I manifested a cookie into my life

Contributing to the opening weekend box office for M3GAN 2 by accidentally buying tickets for the wrong day

As a Philadelphia resident, any praise I give New York must be done begrudgingly. And yet I give it all the same.