queef eternal (reuben)

nothing but love in my heart for my beloved dan

i know who mine is and it’s z’attana kett

SHE’S HOME

FFXIV Lyna

Lyna for the FFXIV playing card deck today
#FFXIV

UTSMAN

i didnt expect to like calyx but i now like calyx aha

have some calyx [+ death] I never posted.
#ffxiv #calyx #dt

lamasphene ....

mildly related: last week i found the wikihow for the rules of wisest wizard where they referred to the game of beer pong as “wizards chess” and i was genuinely laughing out loud. my mind palace where the old sharlayan that krile and g’raha knew was actually just some state college in 2008

"this magic shit easy"

he’s just a little guy! and he’s absolutely wiped on the floor after drink number 4

yesssss wisest wizard is my favorite!! imagining g’raha building a staff of like 10 cans with a blue crystal at the top, he’s feeling so wise

krile icing graha tia

krile and her university friend participating in an honorable and distinguished old sharlayan tradition of yore

WHITE BABY BOOSTER PACK

@gregparser.bsky.social a real one for all these damn goodies👏😭
we got THE FULL TRIAL SET, we got the Glee Squart Sticker Squad, we got the Greg Idol Card, we got the mtg cards that seem to be ordered in some esoteric joke, we got Remember That W- IS THAT FUCKING WHITE BABY IN STICKER FORMAT🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥

every time calyx twirls his pen it costs square enix $42

it's so good

rubiks cube solve @ 44.06 seconds

OML JUST MESSING AROUND AT WORK AND I REACHED MY SUB 45 SECONDS GOAL 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Panel 1: "My father used to tell me a story, of a fish who left the heavens and turned into the first of our people. She missed her realm to deeply she wept until her tears formed the ocean which we called our home" A stylized image of an Au Ra woman, her tears turning into a stream of fish as she is surrounded by waves Panel 2: "Of father, I think I finally understand why she wept so" An image of Alune holding out her hands, holding a fish which fell from the first panel. She has a wistful expression on her face.

an old folktale #alungua #ffxivart

her breasts are so supported and uplifted

rubiks cube solve at 52.273 seconds

i bought a timer it’s over for me

glee fc isn't at the county fair they're at the carnival episode from HBO's Euphoria where they be doing drugs and fingerblasting each other or whatever

HER GSPOT TUTORIALS

Illustration 1: Zoticus riding Saga while Saga slightly trash around. Illustration 2: Saga fucking Zoticus in a scissor position.

[NSFW] saga fighting for his life
#RenegadesAU #ffxivnsfw

say hi to toppers pizza for me!!

i talk about california so much because the glee house may be in shirogane ward 25 but spiritually we are in orange county somewhere between fashion island and the irvine spectrum center

when i lived in torrance my roommate’s boyfriend is a fishing game warden so he would constantly be sent up to oxnard and he would come back to me like hey that was a waste of my time there’s nothing there. and i’d look at him like 💕💕🥹🥹💕💕🥹🥹🥹💕🥹🥹💕🥹🥹 hell yeah there’s nothing there

yeeeess!! born up north but grew up down there, here’s some old buddies from oxnard as a treat for you

music that makes me feel like a warm hug from a plate of mozzarella sticks