we need an emoji thats like, one eye wide open and one eye twitched/half closed
08.02.2026 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@goplu.bsky.social
im goplu.
we need an emoji thats like, one eye wide open and one eye twitched/half closed
08.02.2026 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"love trumps hate" had to be one of the worst resist slogans im glad it fell out early enough. like it sounds like a call to turn the other cheek
07.02.2026 05:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"cuckoo clock" emoji has not only been rejected for the 10th time, but due to vicious mud-slinging and doxxing, been PERMANENTLY banned from future applications!
03.02.2026 05:03 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0To escape the world of Iron Lung, equip the Warfstache.
03.02.2026 03:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Use as directed or until death.
02.02.2026 20:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why does google photos have the loudest notifications
31.01.2026 22:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0he fucking bought twitter.
31.01.2026 02:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0rest in peace dilbert
30.01.2026 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They don't tell you how much you get zapped by static during winter
28.01.2026 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0just seein' π derp...
28.01.2026 03:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0poop poopoo
27.01.2026 23:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0you should have to charge up to use copy and paste. like maybe type 50 characters and then a meter flashes on your screen
27.01.2026 00:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youd think tsezguerra would fit fairly well into the succession war and give him a chance to be more
26.01.2026 08:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they're calling it the most youtube video of all time NOT INTERESTED
25.01.2026 10:56 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Genuinely Evil Person reacts to le Internet Medley by Gag Quartet FIRST TIME LISTENING
24.01.2026 11:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Former maniacal and merciless serial killer reacts to all FNAF jumpscares 1-6
24.01.2026 11:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0what if they made a cartoon and the main character was a boy with red hair
22.01.2026 23:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0should have gotten a Mega Cetitan that becomes a sea whale again
21.01.2026 06:05 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0thought the bramble blast melody was from terraria for a bit
20.01.2026 05:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Imagine there was a different king who got gifted the ability to turn everything he touched to silver. And then he and Midas try to cover as many tiles as they could and the most tiles at the end wins.
18.01.2026 03:54 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0they should invent a ham that doesn't give you cancer
15.01.2026 03:38 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0How does the Tenor gif search/keyboard help Tenor anyway. Did they have like, contracts or something
15.01.2026 01:35 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0websites will autoplay the videos you don't want and automute the ones you do
11.01.2026 03:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i feel like no one has pointed out that Thomas is 42 yet played Minecraft on xbox in school. so the jax song takes place in our future
01.01.2026 09:02 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0it always feels like nothing new and popular will come out and then something new and popular comes out and then it's like okay that was the last one EVER
31.12.2025 21:51 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0New York Eve
27.12.2025 03:32 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0do you think bloodmoon ursuluna will like, be in more games. how will they do that. lump him in with the legendary gauntlet section? or maybe just a shitty npc sidequest like Hey I found this weird ass Ursuluna, trade it for a Lickitung?
22.12.2025 22:10 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0first crawfish to figure out a way to exapt this to be beneficial wins a million dollars
21.12.2025 20:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has any invention been responsible for more death in the world than the Format Painter?
21.12.2025 08:48 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0no the real Satan is what I have a problem with. like the Dante version of him just being shackled and weeping seems more fitting to me than a Grand Lord of Darkness. I think if you want to have an unmoved mover capital G, this guy's at least on payroll
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